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Who Gonna Win?!


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Figured a nice newsblog was in order - a poorly fashioned countdown until the official results.

Discuss who you voted for, will vote for, won't vote for, would vote for if you could, Palin's fabulous eyewear,etc.

Comments don't need to be political or on topic...all we ask is for everyone to be civil to each other.

Yes. CIVAL. I know this is SpikedHumor. TRY


I'll end this with posting one of my favorite political .gifs of '08.

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shumbum : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

shumbum

23 votes NegativePositive

65 days 19 hours ago...

I`m Canadian, and I`m just watching the show from the bleachers.

NovaT : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

NovaT

34 votes NegativePositive

65 days 19 hours ago...

So far this has been the best reality TV show ever. You guys are hilarious.

kilopop19 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

kilopop19

Hidden (Show Comment) -16 votes

65 days 19 hours ago...

`CIVAL.` isn`t a word

disco dirk : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

disco dirk

31 votes NegativePositive

65 days 19 hours ago...

If Obama doesn`t win, I`ve officially lost hope in humanity.

And I just masturbated to Sarah Palin.

Unmannedperson : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Unmannedperson

23 votes NegativePositive

65 days 19 hours ago...

Voted For: Obama
Wanted to vote for: Ron Paul
Didn`t but should have ran 8 years ago: George Carlin

Should be its own country (especially if McCain wins): California

pyroporno : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

pyroporno

34 votes NegativePositive

65 days 19 hours ago...

I FUCKED SARAH PALIN

by voting for obama

Klopek1 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Klopek1

14 votes NegativePositive

65 days 19 hours ago...

I voted Obama!

Now, I consider myself a liberal, but I`m not one of those liberals who denounces McCain as "insane," or "lolfag," or anything like that. I always make a point to tell people that I think McCain would make a decent leader... but not at this juncture in time. In my opinion he is not what we need right now. We need some radical change, and McCain is more of the same. He`s relatively moderate in comparison to the early republican candidates, and he was actually the one who scared me the least. And I have no doubt that he loves this country, and would do his best to lead it. But for me, Obama is the more logical choice right now. I`m not loyal to any party at any particular time. But I support Obama 100%.

Of course, Palin is a different story altogether. Dear god, that woman frightens me to the very core of my being. *shudder*

sploing : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

sploing

2 votes NegativePositive

65 days 19 hours ago...

it`s kodos vs. kang all over again

Jombie : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

Jombie

13 votes NegativePositive

65 days 19 hours ago...

You know, I would have had respect for Republicans, but since seeing that some are trying to pin Obama`s grandmother`s passing on him, saying he caused it for the "sympathy" factor, I just can`t. I can`t respect humanity, really. I know that some actually do say blessings, but...

If it was the other way around, if someone close to John McCain died, and Democrats tried to say the same shit, like blaming it on him, there would be a nationwide uproar. But since it`s Republican garbage, no one pays too much attention. I personally hope that the Republicans who do talk like that burn in the Hell they believe in.

Konamix : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Konamix

-1 votes NegativePositive

65 days 18 hours ago...

I voted for Obama! Seriously, I`ve lost faith in the goverment. The economy is going downhill, and inflation and debt is inevitable anyway. Hopefully some good changes can be made while I`m alive, but I know in the near future this whole thing is going to shit anyway :|.

stbasdf : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

stbasdf

-6 votes NegativePositive

65 days 18 hours ago...

looks like he has the minimum needed electoral votes now

miksah2001 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

miksah2001

-4 votes NegativePositive

65 days 18 hours ago...

obama fo` yo` mama.


Zombie Jesus `12

Jester-Race : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Jester-Race

-3 votes NegativePositive

65 days 17 hours ago...

RON PAUL SHOULD BE PRESIDENT.

Obama and McCain? Yeah, figures people would hate Ron Paul. People electing these two are a hilarious example as to why they would come to the conclusion of hatred for Ron Paul. Sad.

blaqsparrow : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

blaqsparrow

-5 votes NegativePositive

65 days 17 hours ago...

oh bah mah! oh bah mah!

Dillinger : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

Dillinger

9 votes NegativePositive

65 days 16 hours ago...

I`ve got a deep feeling some shit`s going down in the next 5 years. As long as it doesn`t kill us all, I`m hoping some shit goes down. We need a drastic change.

If Ron Paul were on the ballot, I would have registered.

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