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HIDALGO - Maybe a Mission woman wanted customs agents to believe she had a very big baby.

A 21-year-old woman tried to smuggle nearly five and a half pounds of chorizo concealed in several baby diapers insider her SUV at the Hidalgo-Reynosa International Bridge just before midnight Friday, according to U.S. Customs and Border Protection.

An officer at the checkpoint saw a pile of diapers inside the woman's 2005 Ford Expedition and ordered her into secondary inspection for a closer look.

The woman told them her baby had soiled the diapers, officers said.

But after the inspectors tore into the folded diapers to check out what was inside, the brown Mexican pork sausage was out of the bag.

"You would be surprised what people carry in their vehicles," said Felix Garza, a local U.S. Customs and Border Protection spokesman.

Border crossers frequently try to illegally bring across fresh foods such as pork, chicken, eggs and avocados that can create problems for U.S. agricultural production, Garza said.

The woman was fined $300 and released. The officers seized the chorizo.

"Some claim ignorance," Garza said of food smugglers. "And some say, ‘It's hidden. You caught me.'"

Friday's spicy discovery wasn't the first time someone tried to smuggle contraband inside a infant's underpants.

In May, officers at the Pharr-Reynosa International Bridge seized $10,000 stuffed in an 15-month-old's diaper.

"But chorizo in a diaper? That's new to us," Garza said.

And with regular reports illegal drug or cash seizures at border checkpoints, could these chorizo-filled diapers be one of the more outlandish smuggling attempts agents have encountered?

"For now, I think it is," Garza said.

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Valaur : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Valaur

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390 days 19 hours ago...

Reading the title.... so they didn`t know it was a boy?

Yutakasama : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Yutakasama

13 votes NegativePositive

390 days 18 hours ago...

how do chorizos affect agricultural production?

Cerian : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Cerian

1 votes NegativePositive

390 days 18 hours ago...

animal and plant diseases not endemic to the area can get resealed
dont know how but also thats why you cant bring seeds or go to farms in canada

yunalenne10 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

yunalenne10

-6 votes NegativePositive

390 days 15 hours ago...

Who`d eat a sausage that smells like CRAP?

To them, I guess it`s "AWWRIGHT!".

pyranos : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

pyranos

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390 days 5 hours ago...

^^ hey, is that plucky?

Hoemo : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

Hoemo

-5 votes NegativePositive

390 days 2 hours ago...

^No fool, I`m plucky. Geez

stbasdf : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

stbasdf

0 votes NegativePositive

390 days ago...

how the fuck did they know 10k was in the diapers? a roll of 100 $100 bills isn`t that big, unless it slipped out of the baby`s diapers or the customs actually took the baby and took off the diapers as an afterthought

rhuitron : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

rhuitron

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389 days 18 hours ago...

yunalenne10, You a fucking Moron.

And So is this lady. Why in the fuck would she smuggle chorrizo in her, If it is widely available in almost any store here in the US?

No Mames Pendeja!

Locos Mocos : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Locos Mocos

-1 votes NegativePositive

389 days 9 hours ago...

because chorizo is much cheaper in mexico than it is here, tastes better too. i actually work about 5 miles from that bridge crossing, trust me ..thats not the weirdest thing to be found by customs and stbasdf your a moron ...the article didnt even mention money being found...

Dillinger : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

Dillinger

2 votes NegativePositive

389 days 6 hours ago...

^
"In May, officers at the Pharr-Reynosa International Bridge seized $10,000 stuffed in an 15-month-old`s diaper."

Who`s the moron now?

Locos Mocos : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Locos Mocos

-2 votes NegativePositive

388 days 10 hours ago...

still you =)

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