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Hammer Fall

Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, "What`s the matter now?"

"Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Johnny through his tears.

"That`s not so serious," soothed his mother. "I know you`re upset, but a big boy like you shouldn`t cry at something like that. Why didn`t you just laugh?"

"I did!" sobbed Johnny.

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Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009