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Woman, 89, Arrested For Keeping Football


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BLUE ASH – An 89-year-old woman arrested for not giving neighborhood children their football back after it landed repeatedly in her yard said today she'll return the ball.

But not right away.

"That's my only way of getting through to these children," Edna Jester said. "I'll give it back to them later, but not right now."

Jester was arrested and charged with petty theft after she took the ball and refused to give it back, Blue Ash police said. Word of her arrest has touched off national news interest in the case.

Officers were called about 6:30 p.m. Thursday to her home in the 4900 block of Myrtle Avenue by one of the children’s fathers, Blue Ash Police Capt. James Schaffer said.

The football apparently was thrown into Jester’s yard, and it wasn’t the first time, he said. The issue has been an ongoing dispute in the neighborhood, he said.

When police asked Jester to return the ball to the children, she refused. They warned her twice she would be charged if she did not cooperate, Schaffer said. They tried to give her a citation, but she refused to sign for it, he said.

Left with no other choice, he said, officers placed her in the back of a cruiser, took her to the police station and booked her, he said. Schaffer said Jester told police to handcuff her but they refused.

Jester was cited to appear in Blue Ash Mayor’s Court Nov. 12 and released from custody.

Commenting on her arrest, Jester said, "It was a terrible ordeal. Terrible."

The football, valued at $15, is being held for evidence, Schaffer said.

The potential maximum penalty for a petty theft conviction in Ohio is six months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000. Schaffer said he suspects the mayor or presiding magistrate will take into account her age and lack of criminal record when the case comes up.

Tanis said he never wanted Jester to be arrested.

“I just wanted the ball back,” Tanis said. “My son paid for the ball with his own money.”

Tanis said she has kept about 10 balls – basketballs and soccer balls – belonging to his children that went into her yard. Jester said she has kept only three.

Tanis’ son is in junior high school. Tanis declined to give his son’s name in order to protect him from unwanted publicity.

“It’s inappropriate that it’s blown up into this big a deal,” he said. “This is turning into nothing but a nightmare.”

Tanis and his wife, Kelly, have five children and have lived in the Blue Ash neighborhood for seven years. Jester has lived there since 1949.

Tanis said his son and some of his cousins and friends were playing football in the street Thursday when the ball landed in Jester’s yard, where she was gardening. He said Jester picked up the football, refused to give it back and told him to call the police.

Tanis said he told the police officer who responded to his call that he didn’t want to press charges against her.

“Edna and I have gotten along well,” he said. “I’ve cut her grass for free. We know she doesn’t like neighbors going into her yard, and we do the best we can to avoid it.”

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xmagiczx : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

xmagiczx

17 votes NegativePositive

79 days 19 hours ago...

what can you say? she likes the balls...

The Chewbacca Defence : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

The Chewbacca Defence

-4 votes NegativePositive

79 days 18 hours ago...

said...said said...too many said`s what is this a 3rd grade report? I dont expect much getting my news on spikedhumor but i at least want some readability.


Rachsmo : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Rachsmo

Hidden (Show Comment) -9 votes

79 days 18 hours ago...

I think that`s what happens when you`re a lonely old lady, you become miserable and arrogant. =/

megabyteme : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

megabyteme

17 votes NegativePositive

79 days 17 hours ago...

You take me ball, I take your cat. Now we have a place to start negotiation.

duckie the duck : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

duckie the duck

Hidden (Show Comment) -15 votes

79 days 16 hours ago...

This will probably get voted down, but I`ll bet 5 bucks that family is black. Disturbing other people with their playing is alright, but when they can`t play anymore, oh no, call the human rights commission...

scruples : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

scruples

9 votes NegativePositive

79 days 16 hours ago...

The said count is at 23, and this is my fav part!!>
"The football, valued at $15, is being held for evidence".
this is what happens when your such a pussy you have to call the cops on an old woman.

You are supposed to walk up to her like a man, punch her in the face and demand she give back your sons balls.

yunalenne10 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

yunalenne10

6 votes NegativePositive

79 days 16 hours ago...

^^ She probably has a thing with little boys. I bet she wanted them to "tackle" her and exchange the football for some "candy".

Bollo Delux : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Bollo Delux

4 votes NegativePositive

79 days 14 hours ago...

What happened to the unwritten rule that cranky old people are allowed to keep balls that land in their gardens? And the approriate response for the kids is a series of cruel pranks, calling the cops is just lame.

BTW duckie the duck - you`re a fucken moron.

trikky : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

trikky

9 votes NegativePositive

79 days 14 hours ago...

Wow....How about the parents of the kids teach them some manners and warn them NOT to play in such a way that it disturbs others.
If they can`t be trusted to play ball in the street THEN THEY DAMN WELL SHOULD NOT BE DOING IT!

Its not as if there is not any history either.
QUOTE
Tanis said she has kept about 10 balls – basketballs and soccer balls – belonging to his children that went into her yard. Jester said she has kept only three.
/QUOTE

Thats 10 instances that the parents claim.
You would think that they would get a clue by now.

tikis : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

tikis

Hidden (Show Comment) -14 votes

79 days 13 hours ago...

Fucking
Old
People
with their
Stealing
kids
balls

darkangeledge : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

darkangeledge

28 votes NegativePositive

79 days 8 hours ago...

fucking
little
kids
disturbing
old
people
that worked
all their
life
and now
are trying
to get
some rest.

Bob6800 : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Bob6800

0 votes NegativePositive

79 days 8 hours ago...

anyone else reminded of the basketball scene from "Deadly Friend". although I`m on the old lady`s side on this one

mountainbark : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

mountainbark

4 votes NegativePositive

79 days 8 hours ago...

parenting at its best...
"you threw another ball into her yard? well, ok. here`s 15 dollars. buy yourself another ball. and do it again"

Jombie : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

Jombie

3 votes NegativePositive

79 days 5 hours ago...

He didn`t want to give his son`s name, for unwanted publicity reasons, yet the last name is plastered all over. Huh.

tikis : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

tikis

-3 votes NegativePositive

79 days 4 hours ago...

OLD HOME!

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