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The Onion: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swi...

People killed were registered Republicans.

  • MaxPayne
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  • Date 10/14/2008 8:24:28 AM
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Caboose1 : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

Caboose1

25 votes NegativePositive

53 days 6 hours ago...

5/5 for The Onion

clicker01 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

clicker01

Hidden (Show Comment) -18 votes

49 days 21 hours ago...

a democraps wet dream

rc : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

rc

6 votes NegativePositive

48 days 10 hours ago...

Fantastic. Actually kinda believable in yankie land

ndc4life : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

ndc4life

18 votes NegativePositive

48 days 9 hours ago...

Hahahahahaha! Priceless! Hahah those poor underage kids who cant vote

mufasa1023 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

mufasa1023

7 votes NegativePositive

48 days 7 hours ago...

FAKE there are no black people in Iowa

therogueranger : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

therogueranger

15 votes NegativePositive

48 days 6 hours ago...

That`s OK, bury them all in Washington State, they can still register and even vote more than once! Like in the last election.

therogueranger : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

therogueranger

4 votes NegativePositive

48 days 6 hours ago...

Well I WAS going to write in Ron Paul instead of these 2 idiots but I just found out WA state law prohibits write in votes for Ron Paul from being counted.

Don`t waste your VOTE in WASHINGTON STATE, you can only vote for a name ON the ballot.(Seems unamerican somehow.)


http://apps.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?cite=29A.24.311

kolobok007 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

kolobok007

0 votes NegativePositive

48 days 2 hours ago...

I feel bad laughing at this

elpapisimo : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

elpapisimo

0 votes NegativePositive

48 days 2 hours ago...

ahhahahaha ONN for the win
5/5
priceless stuff man

...6 were not of voting age so they`re no consequence

mac_enzo : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

mac_enzo

-2 votes NegativePositive

48 days 1 hour ago...

Of course he`s voting Obamy, law abiding gun owners are republicans.

Vari : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Vari

-1 votes NegativePositive

47 days 23 hours ago...

@therogueranger.

One more reason for Americans to rebel.
First media selects 2 nomenies, and then the country strips you from the rights to vote for any other candidate.

It just shows how much freedom you have to select the presedent you want to run the country.

I would still wrote Ron Paul in. At least i could say, to others, that i woted for the change i beleved in ;)

Universal_Loki : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

Universal_Loki

0 votes NegativePositive

47 days 23 hours ago...

The kids are of no consequence. Yeah, who gives a fuck.

LifeType : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

LifeType

-4 votes NegativePositive

47 days 18 hours ago...

FUCKING LAME .. THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT YOU DEMOCRAPS GOBBLE UP .. TINY LITTLE FAG BRAINS

mountainbark : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

mountainbark

0 votes NegativePositive

47 days 17 hours ago...

^^^ dude, c`mon man... lighten up... you gotta admit it`s at least a little funny man... hahaha..

minusslade : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

minusslade

-2 votes NegativePositive

47 days 13 hours ago...

ugh all this petty squabbling over who`s democrat or republican, there the same fucking party, there are no major differences, and you`re retarded if u feel special to "belong" to one of these groups. 2 party system for the lose America.

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