A woman was just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rang. She threw on her towel and went to the door.
Dave, a poker buddy of her husband`s was there. He looked at her in her towel for a minute and whispered "I`ll give you $500 right now if you take of your towel for just 10 seconds! That`s $50 a second!"
She thought about it a second, and then took off her towel. He smiled, gave her the money and walked away.
When she walked back into the bedroom, her husband asked "Was that Dave? Did he bring the $500 he owed me?"