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Chuck Norris and Google

1) Go to Google. 2) Type "find Chuck Norris" in the search field without the quotes. 3) Click the 'I Feel Lucky' button. 4) Be afraid... be VERY afraid!

posted by ShapeSphere
10/2/2008 7:35:39 PM

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Spartan0021 : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

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51 days 12 hours ago...

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

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Scott5017 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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50 days 19 hours ago...

Google is full of win

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ruzty911 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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50 days 19 hours ago...

Fuck Norris

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the_game_2626 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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50 days 19 hours ago...

wow i actually thought this was photoshopped. ITS NOT!

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smooth_stalin : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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50 days 19 hours ago...

Chuck Norris is a true American badass.

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scouter_18 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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50 days 19 hours ago...

Google won`t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don`t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.(for those who cant be arsed)

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HE4DHUNT3R : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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50 days 18 hours ago...

chuck norris is a frickin douchebag you fucking idiots

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northern_tide : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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50 days 18 hours ago...

chuck norris is my dad

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Xenophobe : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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50 days 18 hours ago...

@rutzy

you don`t fuck chuck norris, chuck norris fucks you.

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ruzty911 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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50 days 16 hours ago...

^very creative...

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Venomousvole : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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50 days 13 hours ago...

google won`t find chuck norris 4 u because google knows to look upon him is to go insane

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Mr6Sozac : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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50 days 9 hours ago...

ok i checked it out
results were www.stupidf*ckingredneck.giveitarest.com X_X

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tuprexcunex : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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49 days 17 hours ago...

what if i put ET instead?

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johnpaulbland : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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43 days 19 hours ago...

http://www.fucknorrisfacts.com/

I typed fuck chuck norris and found this

Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.
Chuck Norris` semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers.
The chief import of Chuck Norris is cock.
Chuck Norris shampoos with conditioner, and then actually repeats.
Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever.
A Chinaman once told Chuck Norris that his penis was small during a karate tournament.
Chuck Norris can believe it`s not butter.
Chuck Norris` most lethal art is face painting.

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