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Real Time with Bill Maher - New Rules

This week's new rules (September 26, 2008).

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Sasuke428 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Sasuke428

Hidden (Show Comment) -29 votes

68 days 4 hours ago...

Stupi-est?

smooth_stalin : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

smooth_stalin

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67 days 17 hours ago...

Maher has gone of the liberal deep end.

miksah2001 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

miksah2001

27 votes NegativePositive

67 days 16 hours ago...

^ What the fuck?

darkangeledge : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

darkangeledge

15 votes NegativePositive

67 days 16 hours ago...

^ fuck the what?

rybear4513 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

rybear4513

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67 days 16 hours ago...

Bill Maher isnt even funny, seriously

the first time i actually watched a clip of this guy and hes i didnt even crack a smile

massucre : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

massucre

4 votes NegativePositive

67 days 16 hours ago...

get back to ya cave paintings srsly.

boredPol : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

boredPol

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67 days 15 hours ago...

its like:
10 he gives a line
20 pause
30 laugh sign lights up
40 laugh sign goes off
50 goto 10
run

who wrights this new rules crap? its like they are not even trying, because they know that the audience will laugh no matter what

PwnageSoul : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

PwnageSoul

13 votes NegativePositive

67 days 15 hours ago...

^how old are you

imPo : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

imPo

25 votes NegativePositive

67 days 14 hours ago...

^I`m not even a Maher fan but I thought those lines were brilliant. Ignore him, he probably doesn`t understand political satire because he was probably raised in a unfortunate stereotypical upper white class family. Or maybe he`s a McCain hugger or 12 years old. They`re all pretty much the same aren`t they?

Mr6Sozac : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Mr6Sozac

3 votes NegativePositive

67 days 14 hours ago...

^ lol
thanks for the up X_X

delt_osvp : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

delt_osvp

4 votes NegativePositive

67 days 12 hours ago...

a first i saw bill maher as cocky but now i love the guy. Hes really smart and can channel it into comedy really well. Fits the part for Carlin`s Replacement

Presto : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Presto

14 votes NegativePositive

67 days 12 hours ago...

The reason you people think Bill Maher isn`t funny is because you are not intelligent enough to understand his humor. He requires you to know who political figures are and what they have been doing lately. So, Rybear, Sasuke, Smooth, go back to your safe haven of dick jokes where you can all rest easily on a big veiny purple headed dick of hilarity.

Knucklesakanuk : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Knucklesakanuk

2 votes NegativePositive

67 days 11 hours ago...

Wow. That was awesome.

samsonl310 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

samsonl310

3 votes NegativePositive

67 days 10 hours ago...

5/5 for anything Bill M..
.... and Rybear.... Shut the hell up and go back to fucking your sister or aunt-mom.....

Arngrim : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Arngrim

3 votes NegativePositive

67 days 10 hours ago...

Brilliant! Wonderful! Great satire and funny as hell :-)
A given 5!

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