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How to Date a Stripper

I never knew it was so complicated that you needed to follow a five step plan but whatever floats yer boat.

posted by TheRepostPolice
10/9/2008 6:52:56 AM

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Chrisalexan : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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68 days 15 hours ago...

Tip 6: masturbate before going on a date, that way when time for sex comes you last longer, gigatee goo!

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TheRepostPolice : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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68 days 15 hours ago...

From what i have learned, there is one major flaw in this technique. Strip Clubs have a very high turnover rate. You almost never see the same girl twice (at least from my experience). So by the time your a regular the girl you want might not be at the club anymore. So i suggest you be a little more aggressive =)

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darkangeledge : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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68 days 13 hours ago...

this technique works, that is how i met Rybear`s mother.

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yepitsbooker : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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68 days 10 hours ago...

im having a party.. IN MY PANTS

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stbasdf : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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68 days 7 hours ago...

am i invited?

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eat_p1e : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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67 days 14 hours ago...

@darkangeledge , I can`t stop laughing at your comment. I wish I could up your comment it more than one vote.

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maxgnr : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

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66 days 10 hours ago...

Leave Rybear aloneeeeee :`(

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EckJerome : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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61 days 12 hours ago...

The best thing about dating rybear`s mother is that you know she`s not a ditzy liberal twat. Personally, I like women who can think for themselves.

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venom2 : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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56 days 17 hours ago...

If you seriously think you can get a stripper, and want a very unstable, self centered whore as a girlfriend (actually applies to ALL women) then you need help.

Step 6.
Offer $300-500 and ask the girl if you can fuck her in the ass after work?

Saves you time, money and anguish.

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Carebear : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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56 days 15 hours ago...

wow this is a really sad video... don`t get me wrong, i dig strippers as much as the next guy, but ppl actually making DIY instruction videos for scoring a stripper? lol...

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samsonl310 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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56 days 14 hours ago...

Rybear`s tell your mom that I`m sending out the Child Support check tomorrow.... I know she was itching for that new glitter g-string and heart shaped top...

you tell her daddy`s still here and will take care of it.... :P :P

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Godsim : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

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56 days 13 hours ago...

Why for God`s sake should I date a stripper when I already have a girl to go with to a strip club in the first place?

Makes no sense at all.

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Amore18 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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56 days 12 hours ago...

I would never do this but there is only one way I can think of successfully landing a stripper as a legit gf. First you have to stalk her and wait for her to go shopping for groceries, clothes...etc. Then you approach her as a very confident man and tell her she`s cute and would like to get to know her. Now she doesn`t see you as loser perv at a strip club. ANd you were the man by approaching instead of her (cuz of her job).

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