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How to Date a Stripper

I never knew it was so complicated that you needed to follow a five step plan but whatever floats yer boat.

posted by TheRepostPolice
10/9/2008 6:52:56 AM

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Chrisalexan : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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426 days 1 hour ago...

Tip 6: masturbate before going on a date, that way when time for sex comes you last longer, gigatee goo!

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darkangeledge : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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425 days 23 hours ago...

this technique works, that is how i met Rybear`s mother.

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yepitsbooker : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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425 days 20 hours ago...

im having a party.. IN MY PANTS

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stbasdf : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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425 days 17 hours ago...

am i invited?

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eat_p1e : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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425 days ago...

@darkangeledge , I can`t stop laughing at your comment. I wish I could up your comment it more than one vote.

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maxgnr : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

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423 days 20 hours ago...

Leave Rybear aloneeeeee :`(

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EckJerome : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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418 days 22 hours ago...

The best thing about dating rybear`s mother is that you know she`s not a ditzy liberal twat. Personally, I like women who can think for themselves.

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venom2 : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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414 days 2 hours ago...

If you seriously think you can get a stripper, and want a very unstable, self centered whore as a girlfriend (actually applies to ALL women) then you need help.

Step 6.
Offer $300-500 and ask the girl if you can fuck her in the ass after work?

Saves you time, money and anguish.

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Carebear : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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414 days 1 hour ago...

wow this is a really sad video... don`t get me wrong, i dig strippers as much as the next guy, but ppl actually making DIY instruction videos for scoring a stripper? lol...

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samsonl310 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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414 days ago...

Rybear`s tell your mom that I`m sending out the Child Support check tomorrow.... I know she was itching for that new glitter g-string and heart shaped top...

you tell her daddy`s still here and will take care of it.... :P :P

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Godsim : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

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413 days 23 hours ago...

Why for God`s sake should I date a stripper when I already have a girl to go with to a strip club in the first place?

Makes no sense at all.

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Amore18 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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413 days 22 hours ago...

I would never do this but there is only one way I can think of successfully landing a stripper as a legit gf. First you have to stalk her and wait for her to go shopping for groceries, clothes...etc. Then you approach her as a very confident man and tell her she`s cute and would like to get to know her. Now she doesn`t see you as loser perv at a strip club. ANd you were the man by approaching instead of her (cuz of her job).

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irishkreme : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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413 days 21 hours ago...

^and dealing with STD`S

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sinvicta : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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413 days 17 hours ago...

I bartend at a strip club, most of these rules don`t apply in reality. Money = attention = regular customer = communication outside of work = profit.

You don`t even need a lot of money if you spend it on the right one. Take it from someone who`s dated them before lol.

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venom2 : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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413 days 16 hours ago...

^ How are those warts on your cock coming along? What about that rash that comes around once a month and those sores in your mouth?

Was it worth it? Is it worth it knowing that your ex stripper girl now sleeps with whites, blacks and women?

Fuck all that man. Get a life.

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