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Valkyrie Official Theatrical Trailer

Hitler better watch out because Tom Cruise is coming for him =O!

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TheRepostPolice : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

TheRepostPolice

5 votes NegativePositive

69 days 16 hours ago...

btw this is my English 101 Narrative Essay

When I was 8, 14, and 18 years old, I lived with my grandparents on the big island of Hawaii. It amazed me how good life can be if you want it to. I experienced the different culture, people, and environment, and realized how differently Hawaiians react to troublesome and cheerful experiences compared to us mainlanders and was in awe. Hawaii has the ability to make you look at things from a different perspective. You start to realize how unimportant the things you stress about really are.
Hawaiians have their own problems too but you wouldn’t notice it because they are so carefree. Most things we obsess about they don’t even acknowledge because it’s just a minor inconvenience and they have better things to do. You eventually learn as long as you’re ok life will work itself out. The world is a self correcting system.
The first time I reached the island in the summer of 1995, I realized the best things to do in Hawaii are free. You can scuba dive, see all the rare majestic sea creatures, lay and fall asleep on the pristine beaches, or just sit back and enjoy the breathtaking scenery. It doesn’t cost you a thing. Hawaiians don’t worry about the trivial things in life like purchasing luxury toys. It’s the complete opposite in California, where the only happiness is buying more expensive stuff than someone else because the whole state is one big shopping mall. Sometimes the most rewarding thing to do is nothing at all.
The people that live in Hawaii are the most kind and low stress people I have ever had the luck of meeting. I was introduced to a middle aged man that lived in a small cabin on a coffee plantation, and he was the most jovial character I had ever met. He had no real liquid assets but was happy as could be. He grew all of his own food and had an old beat up truck, but he exercised four hours a day and stayed in peak physical condition. He was about 50 years old but he was in better shape than me! He told me the words he lives by “If you can’t afford a Ferrari make your body a Ferrari”, which I think is very fitting for a way to live your life. Hawaiians have different goals and aspirations compared to Californians.
I think if we can learn one thing from Hawaii is that you should learn how to be happy with what you have and not always be striving for perfection. You can be as happy just laying on beach soaking up rays as you could having a high paying job or meeting the girl of your dreams if you just drop your ambition to be king of the world. In California everybody is so caught up with the journey to happiness that they forget there is no destination. I’ve decided for myself that happiness is a state of mind or way of looking at things, not something and can’t be purchased or achieved through the pursuit of the almighty dollar.

is it any good? -_-

Flynn_2006 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

4 votes NegativePositive

69 days 15 hours ago...

^ It`s fine. But how is that related to Valkyrie and Tom Cruise?

TheRepostPolice : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

TheRepostPolice

2 votes NegativePositive

69 days 14 hours ago...

^ its not im just trying to get a good grade ;)

Flynn_2006 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

0 votes NegativePositive

69 days 14 hours ago...

^ oh in the case, since it`s narrative essay, i`d say beef up some points because this is about your experience of what live is in a non materialistic world. but pops for making clear and simple comparisons.

Chrisalexan : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Chrisalexan

1 votes NegativePositive

69 days 14 hours ago...

Dang, this stauffen`s son wasnt happy about having a scientoligist portraying his catholic father.

arkaman : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

arkaman

3 votes NegativePositive

69 days 1 hour ago...

Hard to take him seriously - i`m trying, but that whole bat-shit crazy persona he has going on makes it hard.

Dark_Enigma : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Dark_Enigma

4 votes NegativePositive

68 days 21 hours ago...

its official i want an eye patch

The Living End : LVL 53: VP 5: said:

The Living End

0 votes NegativePositive

68 days 1 hour ago...

Why can`t they at least pronounce it the right way? I mean how can you pronounce the title of the movie incorrectly? It`s bad enough they didn`t try to have an accent, let alone speak German.

Vizreel : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Vizreel

-2 votes NegativePositive

67 days 10 hours ago...

He dies at the end and major plot twist: Hitler doesn`t get assassinated

Daveoss : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Daveoss

1 votes NegativePositive

64 days 13 hours ago...

Fuck i hate Tom Cruise..
I just don`t know because now i want to see how bad the Americans Royally Butt Fuck history with their "artistic license" via the medium of Cinema.

you wanna know the major plot twist?

Stauffenberg and all his merry men get lined up against a wall and shot because why? because someone moved the briefcase he left beside the table. The massive table absorbed most of the blast and didn`t kill Hitler, got 4 other officers however. They attempt the coup saying Hitler is dead and low and behold who decides to give head office a call?? Hitler so all the guys going ding dong Hitlers dead got told they were required to undergo a lead injection in the courtyard.

Tom Cruise is as intelligent as an amoeba and he is a shit actor, but for some reason the Scientologists are connected enough to get him gigs even when no one wants him

Tada : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Tada

0 votes NegativePositive

59 days 13 hours ago...

^Wasn`t the plan also to blow him in a concrete bunker during a meeting but the location was changed at the last minute or something?

randlesinacan : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

randlesinacan

0 votes NegativePositive

44 days 1 hour ago...

I think I saw eddie izzard wearing spectacles. and christ tom cruise sucks. as an actor you think he could at least try at accents... oh wait, he`s crazy nevermind.

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