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Uncle Sam the Puppetmaster

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To disagree and fight amongst each other while I retain complete control.

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Uncle Sam the Puppetmaster

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smooth_stalin : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

smooth_stalin

7 votes NegativePositive

69 days 14 hours ago...

I`m in the Green party, so I must not be needed.

rhuitron : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

rhuitron

9 votes NegativePositive

69 days 14 hours ago...

^ No. you`re just Weeded! ;-)

northern_tide : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

northern_tide

6 votes NegativePositive

69 days 13 hours ago...

It wants Kim yoo suk

roflninja : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

roflninja

8 votes NegativePositive

69 days 9 hours ago...

Wow. This truly shows the American politics at its truest.

2 Puppet parties run by the same guys behind the curtain.

Bilderburg FTW

Onisama : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Onisama

6 votes NegativePositive

69 days 8 hours ago...

^yeah and we only need to know exactly who it is so we can spam his name through the internet.

Oddball87 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

Oddball87

2 votes NegativePositive

69 days 1 hour ago...

Holy Crap, Uncle Sam is a Ninja!?

Paragon : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Paragon

3 votes NegativePositive

68 days 12 hours ago...

Uncle samurai.

Dillinger : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Dillinger

1 votes NegativePositive

67 days 18 hours ago...

Fuck the two-party system.

Mr6Sozac : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Mr6Sozac

0 votes NegativePositive

67 days 15 hours ago...

that is why i vomit when i vote (if i ever did) X_X

Csmack : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Csmack

4 votes NegativePositive

67 days 15 hours ago...

So...who`s the one who`s in control? who`s the puppet master if both parties are just puppets?

Vuarra : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Vuarra

0 votes NegativePositive

67 days 11 hours ago...

The same person is in control of Canada as the USA.

Dillinger : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Dillinger

0 votes NegativePositive

67 days 10 hours ago...

Corporate America is in control, those with money are those with power. Politicians` votes can be bought with campaign support or personal donations. The materialistic mindset of the American dream is bad news. If everyone would try to limit their purchases to small businesses whenever possible it would get better, but people are greedy. What we don`t realize is that buying your shit at Walmart because you`ll save a dollar is the reason why the rich get richer and you`re still just getting by.

Csmack : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Csmack

1 votes NegativePositive

66 days 11 hours ago...

^ So how do middle class families benefit when they pay more for products they need by avoiding places like Walmart? I`m still a little unclear on that.

tuprexcunex : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

tuprexcunex

0 votes NegativePositive

61 days 10 hours ago...

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Dillinger : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Dillinger

0 votes NegativePositive

57 days 11 hours ago...

^They obviously won`t benefit that day, because they`ll have a couple less dollars in their wallet. But in the long run, distributing money more evenly amongst all people instead of giving it all to the rich will definitely benefit those small business owners out, who are also trying to support a family, hoping that they can pay their bills next month.

Also, typically, employees of small businesses are paid more fairly, based on their performance, and if the Ma `n` Pa shop down the street is suddenly burdened with a plethora a business, someone making minimum wage at Walmart can leave that hole and get a better-paying job.

Not praising the Ford company today, but when Henry Ford started his business, he happily paid his employees well enough that they could easily afford to buy a Ford automobile for themselves. Unfortunately, that`s just not the mindset of big companies today. Walmart kind of has the same idea, except that they pay their employees so shitty that they can`t afford not to buy their products at Walmart.

10% of the population has 90% of the wealth (roughly). It would be better for those that need a bigger piece of the pie if the wealth was more evenly distributed.

However, forcing the idea of giving everyone equal slices of pie into government is the wrong way of going about it, ie socialism. Paying gas station attendants and doctors the same wages seems fair to the poor and lazy, but it eliminates the desire for anyone to ever become a doctor. If the right changes are to be made, it needs to be a voluntary change in mindset on the part of the people, not forced.

The american dream is greed. The goal is materialism. The goal is to have more and better toys than your neighbor. And shopping at Walmart helps us get a little bit closer to that goal, today. But I say fuck the american dream. Love your neighbor.

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