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AVGN: Top 10 Star Trek Technobabbles

CineMassacre's James Rolfe explores the ridiculously made-up world of Star Trek science

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Agent009 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Agent009

7 votes NegativePositive

69 days 13 hours ago...

Lmao! AVGN is always hilarious. 5/5

fryser_d : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

fryser_d

7 votes NegativePositive

69 days 8 hours ago...

My Geek-asswhole-subatomic-defense-starTrek-sub-relay just actived loll Cuz they actuality make sense when you watch the whole scene and know about basic quantum physics + put it in the future context XD

But hey... whatever XD

watersnake6 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

watersnake6

11 votes NegativePositive

63 days 3 hours ago...

uh huh

I took astronomy, some of the techno babel was there

hellrazor : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

hellrazor

0 votes NegativePositive

63 days ago...

Yeah..Give it a few hundred years...

Nemmy73 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Nemmy73

-7 votes NegativePositive

62 days 23 hours ago...

Star Trek sucks....never got into it.

anemis : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

anemis

-7 votes NegativePositive

62 days 19 hours ago...

CineMassacre`s James Rolfe is such an ass lol no wonder he does this kind of show.. that,s the only thing he,s good at ridicule what he doesnt understand ! go back to school moron you need it !!!

Infinitemonkeys : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Infinitemonkeys

6 votes NegativePositive

62 days 18 hours ago...

#3 wasn`t really technobabble, Rikker was making shit up to intentionally confuse Ferengi that were trying to take over the ship.

Trek geek and proud of it.

Perpetual_Schism : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Perpetual_Schism

3 votes NegativePositive

62 days 18 hours ago...

"man we got 30 seconds of airtime to make up... shit!"
"i could just spit out random numbers and what have you"
"eh, why not"

also never realised in the future robocop and stevie wonder would become the same person but what do you know

smooth_stalin : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

smooth_stalin

3 votes NegativePositive

62 days 16 hours ago...

Beam this nerd to deep space please Scotty!

PHINKS : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

PHINKS

3 votes NegativePositive

62 days 16 hours ago...

NERD!!!

Cobra_Commander : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Cobra_Commander

0 votes NegativePositive

62 days 15 hours ago...

Alot of this shit makes pretty clear sense. Matter + Anti-Matter integrator? Maybie it combines Matter and Anti-Matter, which would create rediculous amounts of energy, and they`re obviously talking about an engine? I mean, honestly, AVGN is fun to watch but this was garbage.

julianvdv : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

julianvdv

1 votes NegativePositive

62 days 15 hours ago...

actually i saw a DOC. about star trek and real world. It showed that most of the shit that was explained and supposed to be real in the show turned out to be true and real!
5/5 vor ROLFE

Venomousvole : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Venomousvole

-3 votes NegativePositive

62 days 9 hours ago...

that`s real interesting data, y`know last night I re-aligned your mom`s quantum attenuater.

just ask bill shatner who invented the mobile phone...
bli-blip "kirk to enterprise"

Vizreel : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Vizreel

3 votes NegativePositive

62 days 7 hours ago...

I`m having so much fun reading all these retarded posts made by people who have absolutely no clue of what they`re talking about and yet try to explain things that far exceeds they`re knowledge of science just to sound smart.

This show uses a lot of specific terms (i.e. warp things) in its scientific explanations alongside real terms having a deceiving effect. The audience know the made-up terms and what they mean but have no clue what on earth a tachion is although knowing that they exist in real life, thus making a seemingly logical correlation between fiction and reality by not being able to disprove any theory by means of exclusion.

Oh, and julianvdv, if you take any term out of any science fiction movie and analyze it you`ll find out it`s not that far fetched, but if you take the WHOLE of the sentence with all those terms crammed in you`ll notice that they`re nothing more than fancy words put together and mostly at random. Be smart, people... think for yourselves

Mr6Sozac : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Mr6Sozac

3 votes NegativePositive

62 days 6 hours ago...

^ i think i will
first thought tell vizreel to shut the f*ck up
everyone knows half the spiked humor residents suffer from severe mental retardation
give them a break
this was not as funny as i thought it would be X_X

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