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SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A man has been charged with battery on a police officer for allegedly passing gas and fanning it toward a patrolman.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, W. Va., was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."


Oh hey charges have been dropped:

An assistant says Magistrate Jack Pauley signed a motion to dismiss the charge Thursday.

Cruz, who was arrested Tuesday, still faces driving under the influence and other charges.

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M0re B33r : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

M0re B33r

-7 votes NegativePositive

69 days 19 hours ago...

*fart*


cuff me

ecko69x : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

ecko69x

28 votes NegativePositive

69 days 18 hours ago...

Let`s all go fart rape that cop.

oddjob458 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

oddjob458

1 votes NegativePositive

69 days 18 hours ago...

Another reason to hate cops.

kayzee : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

kayzee

21 votes NegativePositive

69 days 18 hours ago...

What did the mexican fireman name his sons???






Hose A and Hose B.

Tada : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Tada

0 votes NegativePositive

69 days 18 hours ago...

Totally worth it.

Spartan0021 : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

Spartan0021

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69 days 18 hours ago...

^^Not Funny!

northern_tide : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

northern_tide

0 votes NegativePositive

69 days 18 hours ago...

nw thats what I call a sticky situation

magikmicky : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

magikmicky

6 votes NegativePositive

69 days 18 hours ago...

I had a shit experience with cops yesterday so I would like to be the first guy to buy this man a drink

Dark_Enigma : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Dark_Enigma

0 votes NegativePositive

69 days 16 hours ago...

LOL he farted.

xmagiczx : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

xmagiczx

1 votes NegativePositive

69 days 13 hours ago...

mustve been satisfying in many ways

disco dirk : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

disco dirk

1 votes NegativePositive

69 days 12 hours ago...

What a pussy cop.

hellrazor : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

hellrazor

1 votes NegativePositive

69 days 11 hours ago...

So now farting near a cop can be considered assault?

shumbum : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

shumbum

0 votes NegativePositive

69 days 11 hours ago...

battery is different from assault. Dont get them confused!

pancakehat : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

pancakehat

0 votes NegativePositive

69 days 10 hours ago...

Must have benn a hell of a fart.

M0re B33r : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

M0re B33r

0 votes NegativePositive

69 days 7 hours ago...

I bet it smelled like shit

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