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Why Men Like Boobs

they fit so well in your hand...

posted by thatkoreanguy
9/16/2008 1:22:58 PM

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rhuitron : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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433 days 8 hours ago...

My hands are huge!
So ladies, line up won`t you?

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PYRO UA : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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432 days 11 hours ago...

Thats funny. BOOBS: flip flops for the hand

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Dex : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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432 days 11 hours ago...

Actually I took an anthropology class and I learned that the reason that men like boobs is because boobs are a good way to indicate a woman`s ability to nurture young. The bigger the boobs the more milk and the more milk the more young she can feed. It`s a primal instinct, just like how nails on a chalkboard annoy us, it`s because the sound is the same as the sound Sabretooth cat`s (our main predator eons ago) claws would make when they were climbing up the rocks and into our caves.

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baldrodan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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432 days 6 hours ago...

^OR..... we like them cuz they`re fun.

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kilopop19 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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430 days 15 hours ago...

well it`s really north american males that care, european males tend to go for the size of the butt
becaues bare breast is normal there,

and CAD, ugh..

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cavey : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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430 days 14 hours ago...

Why dont those cartoon people have arms....

and oh yeah boobs rule!!

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thorkon : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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430 days 14 hours ago...

this is a ctrlaltdel comic. The website has gone....downhill lately.

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Complexity Ensues : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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430 days 12 hours ago...

^ I don`t know, it hasn`t really been that bad... just more deep than necessary. The sillies are gold though.

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Uzo : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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429 days 15 hours ago...

The argument that boobies = nurturing young isn`t quite accurate. I`m sure (I hope) that you`ve had a girlfriend of significant enough endowment that she complains every time she has to move at more than a snails` pace.

Boobies, true, are an advertisement of productivity. But only to a certain extent. That`s why so many guys find gargantuan tits to be downright disgusting.

(*expects the next guy to say `^ Sez you!`).

And the sabretooth analogy is just .. I dunno .. like nails down a chalk board.

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struck21 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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429 days 9 hours ago...

Most arguments concerning a man`s attraction to female form can be reverted back to fertility. Men are attracted a woman with curves cause it gives the image of a good child bearing female. Whether we look at it that way consciously or subconsciously is a different story. We are in reality just another "animal" on earth who wants to procreate and spread our seed.

But none the less, boobs are fun to play with.

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Überfuckerwit : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

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425 days 11 hours ago...

Also, the more symmetrical & well-proportioned your face is, the more attractive you are because it indicates to the opposite sex that you have good genes.

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