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Jaguar vs Crocodile / Anaconda

I've seen the Anaconda clip on here already, but I've joined it with a Crocodile clip just to show how much Jaguars kick ass.

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  • Date 9/16/2008 1:32:12 PM
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mantis11987 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

mantis11987

-3 votes NegativePositive

80 days 17 hours ago...

Since when did Norm Mcdonal do this?

Lethal_boy : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

Lethal_boy

45 votes NegativePositive

79 days 21 hours ago...

Haha so jaguars just go around killing big reptiles?

Jaguars - the assholes of the jungle

Nemmy73 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Nemmy73

4 votes NegativePositive

79 days 17 hours ago...

cool video

BurstAero : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

BurstAero

27 votes NegativePositive

79 days 13 hours ago...

Proves the bullshit of the Anaconda movie where the Anaconda killed that jaguar.

joe_. : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

joe_.

5 votes NegativePositive

79 days 1 hour ago...

fuck man, i wish i was a jaguar. :(

LSUMD06 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

LSUMD06

2 votes NegativePositive

79 days 1 hour ago...

Jags have the strongest bite of any cat, right? I mean, except for your neighbor`s tabby...

Korn_666 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Korn_666

2 votes NegativePositive

79 days 1 hour ago...

badass i want a jaguar

poonsie01 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

poonsie01

31 votes NegativePositive

78 days 23 hours ago...

The Jaguar drowns the crocodile???

moriwenne : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

moriwenne

-2 votes NegativePositive

78 days 21 hours ago...

I`m no doubting the videos but that didn`t make much sense. If anyone knows more about this please explain but, aren`t crocs supposed to be under water like forever without having to come out for air?
and I refuse to believe that all fights anacond vs jag will go like that, I mean the anaconda is big and strong and quite fast and if it`s head starts striking that jag body it will do some serious damage, but there it just didn`t do anything with it`s head, most odd.

yyarin : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

yyarin

8 votes NegativePositive

78 days 20 hours ago...

My 10 pound cat can kill a 1 ounce mouse :). Therein lies the true power of the cat.

Dagithum : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Dagithum

6 votes NegativePositive

78 days 20 hours ago...

@ moriwenne
On average a croc can hold its breath underwater for about 15 mins. They can remain water for extended periods of time if they are not under stress. Crocs are air dependent. In this circumstance the Jaguar had a tight grip around the bottom of the jaw and top of the neck probably causing it to suffocate. I don`t think a battle between croc and jag want always go this smoothly though. As for the anaconda, I have no idea.

allannator : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

allannator

10 votes NegativePositive

78 days 18 hours ago...

best commentary and music, ever.

hg_Gt : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

hg_Gt

0 votes NegativePositive

78 days 18 hours ago...

that old dude said can a jaguar own a 300 pound snake.... yeah he said own.... that old dude is a badass

FOTH3R MUCK3R : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

FOTH3R MUCK3R

1 votes NegativePositive

78 days 16 hours ago...

Cats ftw. Also thought I`d point out, that a croc could hold its breathe for 15 mins under water....lying around doing nothing, but when its working hard trying not to get its face torn off, it probably wouldnt be able to hold it as long!

Theres also the tiger v croc vid, where the tiger p00nd4wgz it up. I think cats are just too awesome.

Now all we need is a Jag v Honey Badger fight! And you all thought that ugly badger was sooooo tough! :p

venom2 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

venom2

0 votes NegativePositive

78 days 14 hours ago...

Wait, they killed it for fun? I was going to say during that fight that both the croc and the snake are not great eating and very tough to get past their skin. I am sure they ate them but all that work for that.

The snake really could of had the jaguar had it turned its head around and bit the jag. Then it could have pulled him under. Since it tried to escape it wasted a tremendous amount of energy doing so. Oh well, very interesting.

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