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A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink and were watching the six o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet. You won the money." So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the five o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

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Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009