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Q: Why couldn't Michael Jackson afford to keep Neverland Ranch? A: Because of soaring incest rates.

  • Paragon
  • posted by Paragon
  • Date 9/11/2008 6:30:32 AM
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delt_osvp : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

delt_osvp

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69 days 21 hours ago...

what does incest have to do with child molesting

Paragon : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Paragon

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69 days 21 hours ago...

Well, sometimes the two go hand in hand.

WilliVanilli : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

WilliVanilli

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69 days 5 hours ago...

or hand on wiener.

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