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Q: Why couldn`t Michael Jackson afford to keep Neverland Ranch?

A: Because of soaring incest rates.

  • Paragon
  • posted by Paragon
  • Date 3/4/2009 8:43:41 AM
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delt_osvp : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

delt_osvp

1 votes NegativePositive

437 days ago...

what does incest have to do with child molesting

Paragon : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Paragon

2 votes NegativePositive

437 days ago...

Well, sometimes the two go hand in hand.

WilliVanilli : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

WilliVanilli

0 votes NegativePositive

436 days 9 hours ago...

or hand on wiener.

XmasBoi : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

XmasBoi

0 votes NegativePositive

247 days 15 hours ago...

I`ve been trawling jokes for years and i gotta say this is the first joke that made no sense to me.

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