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Michael Jackson walks in to see his boyfriend packing and asks what he's doing. He replied "I'm leaving you, I heard you're a paedophile!" And Michael Jacskon said "That's an awfully big word for an eight year old."

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  • Date 9/10/2008 1:48:23 PM
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