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Joe and Luke compete in the final round of the douche off championship

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Matimaximumx : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Matimaximumx

56 votes NegativePositive

440 days 16 hours ago...

There are soooo many people like this where i live its not even funny!!!

They are now actually buzzing their "street" names onto the back of their heads.

PURE DOUCHENESS!!!!!

NO-FATCHICKS : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

NO-FATCHICKS

Hidden (Show Comment) -16 votes

440 days 10 hours ago...

^If you want a douche-off, you`ve got it.

My school is full of assholes that don`t flush and leave a shit floating in the toilet. To top it off, they draw in lame ass graffiti tags using either a black sharpie marker or a bright pink high-lighter.

Oh yeah, there`s hit other girl who`s a complete douche because she is fucking spiteful but swears at people in Tamil because she`s afraid of getting in trouble (this is high school btw...so it`s fucking sad).

frederik99 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

frederik99

45 votes NegativePositive

440 days 10 hours ago...

^what`s sad is that before you even said it, i knew you were in high school

shasha : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

shasha

Hidden (Show Comment) -45 votes

440 days 8 hours ago...

if you`re reading this:
fuck you and fuck yur mom
and yur ugly sister
and yur dog

-yt- : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

-yt-

33 votes NegativePositive

440 days 8 hours ago...

jokes on you shasha there all the same person in my family, ha douch

BigDaddyTiny : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

BigDaddyTiny

35 votes NegativePositive

440 days 7 hours ago...

These guys went to the finals? Did Chris Angel get disqualified?

MaxPowers_00001 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

MaxPowers_00001

5 votes NegativePositive

440 days 6 hours ago...

@NOFatchicks,

And seriously, what the fuck is with people carving letters into the toilet!?! Just because its white doesnt mean its clean!! Gangsters are fuckin retarded. They are the only people i know who can take a shit at write on the seat at the same time!

RockGuitarist309 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

RockGuitarist309

1 votes NegativePositive

440 days 6 hours ago...

no-fatchicks...that sounds pretty standard of high school actually...Matimaximumx`s scenario however, as he stated so perfectly, could indeed be classified as "Pure Doucheness"

The Chewbacca Defence : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

The Chewbacca Defence

0 votes NegativePositive

440 days 6 hours ago...

@maxpowers, that aint gangsters (yeah i dont believe in gangstas) that are carving shit in the toilet, its the sad pathetic white boys from the stinky townhouses and complexes who think that they are gangsters because they wear a sweater with gold or silver faggy designs on it overtop of their unwashed wife beaters.

maxrandy : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

maxrandy

5 votes NegativePositive

440 days 5 hours ago...

anyone who wears socks and sandals.....needs a good raping

Valwryn : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

Valwryn

8 votes NegativePositive

440 days 4 hours ago...

^ Sorry maxrandy, but up here in Seattle if you don`t wear socks (wool) with sandals. You might as well have douche tattooed on your feet.

TBCG : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

TBCG

2 votes NegativePositive

440 days 2 hours ago...

In a related incident, I damn near punched somebody because every douche I walked by (dressed very similarly to the guys in the video) was loudly blaring his favorite club song on his phone/mp3 player.
Everywhere is a potential dance party for a douche.

juan_ice : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

juan_ice

1 votes NegativePositive

440 days 1 hour ago...

^"damn near." Woah there tough guy.

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/45870/Definition-Of-A-Douchebag
.html

MANWHORE : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

MANWHORE

4 votes NegativePositive

439 days 20 hours ago...

LMAO I tried to vote this 5/5 twice!

oddjob458 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

oddjob458

12 votes NegativePositive

439 days 19 hours ago...

^What a douche. You can only vote once.

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