Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it`s a poll-ice roadblock. We`re gonna get busted fer drinkin` these here beers!"
"Don`t worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We`ll just pull over and finish drinkin` these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What?," asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin`, okay?", said Earl.
They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin`?"
"No, sir", said Earl. "We`re on the patch!"
