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Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide

Zombies attack; what now?

  • ecko69x
  • posted by ecko69x
  • Date 9/7/2008 10:32:22 AM
  • Views: 3339
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  • Violence, Gore

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EroticShaVingCream : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

EroticShaVingCream

12 votes NegativePositive

77 days 14 hours ago...

very educational

KIRIFUDA : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

KIRIFUDA

10 votes NegativePositive

77 days 12 hours ago...

In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished to eternal damnation - AMEN

Needless_Kane : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Needless_Kane

5 votes NegativePositive

77 days 11 hours ago...

"Large bladed weapons are an excellent choice."

I`ll take the chainsaw please.

sum_guy : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

sum_guy

27 votes NegativePositive

77 days 2 hours ago...

^a chainsaw? noob, you will be hungering for brains within a week. Splatter from the chainsaw will basically bathe you in zombie blood, so even the smallest scratch will get you infected.

Best weapons for a civilian against zombies:
1. Sharp crowbar- easy, solid weapon with many alternate uses
2. .22 rifle- lightweight gun and ammo, bullet only pierces one layer of skull, ricocheting around the brain and guaranteeing a kill

hellrazor : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

hellrazor

2 votes NegativePositive

76 days 15 hours ago...

That would be so cool if people started turning into zombies..I`d be the first person to hit up the gun shop.

Sword and 30.06 would be my weapons of choice.

neon neophyte : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

neon neophyte

4 votes NegativePositive

75 days 15 hours ago...

*thumbs up* *smiles*

Xeromatter : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Xeromatter

1 votes NegativePositive

75 days 12 hours ago...

Yay!!! Brains!!!

MewMew : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

MewMew

4 votes NegativePositive

75 days 9 hours ago...

The mime part is funny.

Uzo : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Uzo

8 votes NegativePositive

75 days 7 hours ago...

Get hold of the book Zombie Surival Guide, by Max Brooks (Mel Brooks` son). Fantastic read, and very educational. There`s also an audio book called "Z War", which is a series of interviews with people who survived the zombie apocalypse. Fantastic!

Grabesstille : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Grabesstille

1 votes NegativePositive

75 days 7 hours ago...

Uzo stole it from me - the Zombie Survival Guide treats an outbreak of undead as a true situation, with a really good strategy for keeping alive in such an event (if it was to happen, of course).

Shadowsoul27 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Shadowsoul27

2 votes NegativePositive

75 days 3 hours ago...

^^Actually, it`s another book from Max Brooks called "World War Z"

Lukey : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Lukey

6 votes NegativePositive

75 days ago...

Lol, "and we all know girls can`t defend themselves." Quality.

joecocker03 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

joecocker03

-5 votes NegativePositive

74 days 21 hours ago...

i bet this is a "left 4 dead" commercial.... 0/5

tremor1521 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

tremor1521

4 votes NegativePositive

74 days 17 hours ago...

L3MONAD3

bangzilla : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

bangzilla

1 votes NegativePositive

74 days 17 hours ago...

sum_guy u watch too much csi

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