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Survival Guide: Tarantula

The venomous Goliath Tarantula is the largest spider in the world. What should you do if one lands on you?

posted by ecko69x
9/7/2008 10:34:01 AM

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thepogo : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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429 days 5 hours ago...

So how do you not survive an encounter with a tarantula

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ecko69x : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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429 days 5 hours ago...

^ If it`s poisonous.

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Tada : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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429 days 2 hours ago...

^They even say that the spider is non-venomous...

VV - Sorry, non-LEATHAL. My point is that you can`t call it a "survivors guide" if there isn`t any risk of dying or serious injury. You might as well do guides to avoid choking from apples.

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ecko69x : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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428 days 23 hours ago...

^ Yes, but the point is to get away from these things in a safe manner without getting bitten.

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fryser_d : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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428 days 22 hours ago...

^^All spiders in the world are venomous. But not at the same degree.

The Goliath tarantula is not lethal, u have like 5 lethal spiders in the world. You can actually buy one in a pet shop... but those bastards ARE FUCKING HUUUUGE...
If you have a 19" screen, picture that thing corner to corner o_0

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