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Survival Guide: Bear Attack

A bear can go from disinterested to dangerous in an instant. Do you know what to do if you're attacked by a startled grizzly?

posted by ecko69x
9/7/2008 10:33:52 AM

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yrtria : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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428 days 22 hours ago...

Yeah.. Ok.. Sorry. This is crap. A Grizzly can snap your neck with it`s jaws and your tiny little hands will not protect it.

If you are attacked by a grizzly, play dead, but that position is just wishful thinking.

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fryser_d : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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428 days 12 hours ago...

^Of course if a Grizzly wants to kill you, there`s nothing u can do.

But humans are not in the menu of bears. Like yes you can kill a bunny easily... but if the bear understand you`re not a threat, it will leave you in peace.

BTW... That technique don`t work 1/3 of the time, but it still a better chance than play your Jet Li against a fucking bear.

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colombianofl27 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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428 days 3 hours ago...

Has anyone even tried this with a real bear to see if it works?
I personally think that if you are going to be hiking in bear country just take a magnum 500 with you, if one shoot up in the air don’t scare it… one to the head will stop it.

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xupz : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

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427 days 8 hours ago...

How does one survive a Chuck Norris attack?

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ohac88 : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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425 days 7 hours ago...

"How does one survive a Chuck Norris attack?"

You have to pretend that you are Bruce Lee.

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pyranos : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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425 days 6 hours ago...

http://benmuse.typepad.com/ben_muse/2003/10/alaska_grizzly__1.html

Playi
ng dead doesn`t always work when the bear is hungry. I remember hearing parts of the audio from this article. It chilled me to the bone.

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