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Survival Guide: Anaconda Bite

Herpetologist Jesus Rivas gets bitten by a stubborn anaconda. How does he escape from the snake's powerful bite?

posted by ecko69x
9/9/2008 2:22:41 PM

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Onisama : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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444 days 4 hours ago...

Why not cut the anaconda`s head right off?

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Gnjz : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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444 days 3 hours ago...

^Why not shoot it? Why not poison it? Why not burn it? Why not question its authority to bite you while doing the above?

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Onisama : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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443 days 17 hours ago...

^Why be a tard?

Seriously, for once, I was waiting for a serious answer. Why move around in the fucking jungle without the proper equipment?! Answer none. Probably some retard decided it would be fun to make videos about survival guide which most of the time it`s nonsense. If an anaconda bites your dick off, you can say goodbye to your dick.
If a shark bites your dick off, you probably lost half of your body as well.
If a lion bites your dick off, your screwed cuz he will finish you off.

For fucksake, if you go into the jungle, have a machete or a military grade knife. Atleast, you`ll have a fighting chance!

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ecko69x : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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443 days 16 hours ago...

Gnjz, the point is to try to preserve these creature. If we shot, poisoned, or burned them everytime for something they would be all extinct.

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drogue : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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439 days 4 hours ago...

^ Who`s trying to preserve anacondas? They`re not a threatened genus.

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AMWhy : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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438 days 18 hours ago...

So to survive an anaconda bite, remember to push your hand further into it`s mouth. Oh, and make sure you have at least 3 other people with you to hold the snake steady while you do it.

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