Upgrade your browser!

Spiked Humor Crave Online

Problem?

Videos / Animals & Pets /

Survival Guide: Anaconda Bite

Herpetologist Jesus Rivas gets bitten by a stubborn anaconda. How does he escape from the snake's powerful bite?

posted by ecko69x
9/9/2008 2:22:41 PM

Views: 939

Teen
Violence

Add to favorites

Tags Tags: survival guide anaconda bite national geographic channel reptile jesus river snake bite teeth herpetologist

Related Media

Video:
The Ultimate Raw Fish
I wonder if I have the balls to try this? Kind like htt. . .
4.49/5 - 204 - 11

Video:
Tacos
Lord and Savior
5/5 - 4 - 0

Video:
Easter
Discuss.
3.63/5 - 40 - 1

Video:
Emo & Nerd
D.I.Y guide
4.32/5 - 3496 - 7

Video:
Indiana National Guard
Recruiting them young.
4.55/5 - 3114 - 8

Video:
Jesus and the Moderate Christian
A humorous video showing how 99% of Christians are hypo. . .
4.2/5 - 4848 - 47

Video:
Premium Steak Guide
This video explains what part of the animal the nicest . . .
4.66/5 - 3439 - 22

Video:
Jesus Gets His Nails Done
Put your fingers in the water.
4.37/5 - 2197 - 4

Video:
Crazy Snake Trick
Where's the safest place to capture a snake? In your mo. . .
3.99/5 - 463 - 1

Video:
Looking for Jesus
One day down by a river, a preacher had just baptized a. . .
1/5 - 30 - 0

Video:
Jesus Pan
Put the image of Jesus right on your food.
4.42/5 - 3374 - 10

Video:
Jesus Fun Fact
The more you know. http://www.smbc-comics.com/
4.34/5 - 3315 - 6

Video:
Sweet Bike
Protected by Jake The Snake.
4.26/5 - 3520 - 2

Video:
National Debt - Road Trip
Let's take a little ride. Buckle up!
3.82/5 - 2828 - 14

Video:
Robert Anton Wilson _ The Acceleration
Robert Anton Wilson or RAW (born Robert Edward Wilson, . . .
3.46/5 - 610 - 2

Video:
Jesus Kicks Zombie Ass
All whilst smoking a cigarette.
4.46/5 - 3130 - 4

Video:
Derren Brown National Lottery Explanation
Derren Brown Explains how he predicted the correct winn. . .
3.63/5 - 3065 - 11

Video:
Man Bites Off Protester`s Finger
Pro-Health protester gets pinky bitten off.
2.91/5 - 904 - 13

Video:
Derren Brown Predicting The National Lottery
The first show in Derren Brown's new Series, The Events. . .
4.41/5 - 4642 - 21

Video:
Holy Crap!
Wasn't there something about worshiping golden idols wr. . .
4.18/5 - 2992 - 2

View All

Trouble playing the media? Click here to manually download it.

Rate This Video:: 4.4 out of 5 based on 129 votes

Rating Results:

Earn XP by sharing this video!
learn more

Video URL:

Embedded Link:

8 Comments

Current View: 15 / Show all Comments

Onisama : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 0 votes

429 days 13 hours ago...

Why not cut the anaconda`s head right off?

edit

Gnjz : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 2 votes

429 days 12 hours ago...

^Why not shoot it? Why not poison it? Why not burn it? Why not question its authority to bite you while doing the above?

edit

Onisama : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 3 votes

429 days 3 hours ago...

^Why be a tard?

Seriously, for once, I was waiting for a serious answer. Why move around in the fucking jungle without the proper equipment?! Answer none. Probably some retard decided it would be fun to make videos about survival guide which most of the time it`s nonsense. If an anaconda bites your dick off, you can say goodbye to your dick.
If a shark bites your dick off, you probably lost half of your body as well.
If a lion bites your dick off, your screwed cuz he will finish you off.

For fucksake, if you go into the jungle, have a machete or a military grade knife. Atleast, you`ll have a fighting chance!

edit

ecko69x : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 1 votes

429 days 2 hours ago...

Gnjz, the point is to try to preserve these creature. If we shot, poisoned, or burned them everytime for something they would be all extinct.

edit

drogue : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 0 votes

424 days 14 hours ago...

^ Who`s trying to preserve anacondas? They`re not a threatened genus.

edit

AMWhy : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 5 votes

424 days 4 hours ago...

So to survive an anaconda bite, remember to push your hand further into it`s mouth. Oh, and make sure you have at least 3 other people with you to hold the snake steady while you do it.

edit