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Survival Guide: Shark Attack

Although shark attacks are rare, a bite from these powerful sea creatures can be deadly. Knowing how to respond can mean the difference between life and death.

posted by ecko69x
9/9/2008 2:23:13 PM

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dejavo : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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443 days 11 hours ago...

hmm.. wats da chances of a normal person being able to do that while getting eaten alive??

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fryser_d : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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442 days 23 hours ago...

ok... now I have to say... That BULLSHIT!

1- A shark have a protective nictitating membrane that close seconds before attacking. You would need something like a fucking knife to hurt it.

2- If a great white attacks you it`s WAAAY less dramatic than "Jaws", it would be more like: Swim... swim... swim... then you bouncing 20 feets into the air. And with some chance you might just see the full shark out of the water. Then if you`re not already dead by the blow:

The only thing I saw actualy work against a shark, is when they are about to bite you... you push the bottom of the nose up, and they will bite into the air. (Probably cuz they`re blind before striking, and they`re going by the touch.)

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