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Foam Finger

So many foam creatures with missing appendages.

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chuz : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

chuz

24 votes NegativePositive

444 days ago...

So that`s why I saw the angry mob of rubber people outside the sex shop...

JonGuzman : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

JonGuzman

12 votes NegativePositive

443 days 23 hours ago...

^they got it the worst

OldHungry : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

OldHungry

15 votes NegativePositive

443 days 19 hours ago...

lol. good one.

sadly, the foamy freedom displayed is not the case in our world today. countless foam creatures live in small cages on chinese factory farms. the cages are so small the creatures cannot even turn around. the creatures are showered with toxic hormone polymers to quicken their growth, which causes them great growing pains and abnormal mutations. once fully grown, they are transferred to an automated disassembly line, where they are mechanically separated from their hands using a precision laser. cruelly, no anesthesia is administered prior to surgery. thousands of foam hands are amputated daily, and packed on ships heading to America. the handless foam creatures are then sent to the fertilization plant, where they are crammed into tiny rooms, showered with a cocktail of erectogenic pharmaceuticals (sex enhancers), and thus forced into a massive foam orgy, producing thousands of foam babies for the foam hand factory farm. once no longer fertile, the foam creatures meet the terrible fate of drowning in a massive vat of soy sauce and spices. the lifeless, wet, blackened corpses are then chopped into bite-size morsels, and deep fried. finally, they are sold to the chinese fried bean curd industry at a discount price. ;(

I ManBearPig L : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

I ManBearPig L

4 votes NegativePositive

443 days 15 hours ago...

^...wtf?

OldHungry : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

OldHungry

6 votes NegativePositive

443 days 14 hours ago...

?ftw...^

shumbum : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

shumbum

4 votes NegativePositive

443 days 9 hours ago...

www.threadless.com if you want to buy this exact t-shirt!

baldrodan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

baldrodan

5 votes NegativePositive

443 days 9 hours ago...

^Spy! He`s trying to sell us stuff! Get him!

shumbum : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

shumbum

0 votes NegativePositive

442 days 22 hours ago...

lol i swear that site has that exact same t-shirt!

*runs away*

Dillinger : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Dillinger

2 votes NegativePositive

442 days 9 hours ago...

Fuck buying a t-shirt, I want the blue foamy man suit and blue foamy hand.

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