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FLORIDA- A gas station owner told police Monday he was pummeled by a man who came out of the restroom and shouted, “You don't have any toilet paper,” according to a police report released Tuesday.

The 57-year-old owner of the BP station in the 8800 block of Southeast U.S. 1 told police that when the man walked in he headed “straight into the bathroom.”

Minutes later, the man walked out and started verbally assaulting him. The restroom-goer began knocking over displays and shouted, “You don't have any toilet paper.”

The owner told the man to leave, but he began hitting the owner “with his fist and whatever else the suspect could grab.”

The station owner said he was calling the police after the man let go of his shirt. The assailant then ran out of the store.

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jdan : LVL 52: VP 5: said:

jdan

-3 votes NegativePositive

430 days 22 hours ago...

its a good thing he didn`t eat any nachos from the there, otherwise it may have been an even bigger mess

Sev : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Sev

23 votes NegativePositive

430 days 22 hours ago...

And his hands were dirty. Gross.

Tada : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Tada

-5 votes NegativePositive

430 days 20 hours ago...

The full story is on infowars.com. Apparently the guy was a secret agent working for the US government and his local information spot was the bathroom of this gas station. When the agent saw that the paper was missing he knew it could only mean one thing...the US government had plotted with the aliens to kill him and this would be his last day ALIVE! DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!

I`m seriously bored over here...

gremwood : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

gremwood

36 votes NegativePositive

430 days 19 hours ago...

This wouldn`t have happened if he wasn`t so frustrated about the fact that the winner of the PS3 hasn`t been drawn yet.

Violetninja420 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Violetninja420

1 votes NegativePositive

430 days 18 hours ago...

And no one wants to wipe with fuckin paper towel, that shit is like sandpaper.

Hoemo : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Hoemo

6 votes NegativePositive

430 days 17 hours ago...

^That is what makes it erotic you unimaginative and spineless kink noob

XmasBoi : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

XmasBoi

10 votes NegativePositive

430 days 14 hours ago...

Whoa he got pretty shitty over the smallest crap, what a turd.

.define. : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

.define.

-1 votes NegativePositive

430 days 13 hours ago...

i`d be fucking pissed too if i took a shit and there was no toilet paper then the attendant tells me to leave.

nastc1 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

nastc1

-1 votes NegativePositive

430 days 12 hours ago...

I bet he was really sick of that shit.

Dark_Enigma : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Dark_Enigma

1 votes NegativePositive

430 days 11 hours ago...

AWWW NASTY!!!! He did wipe his ass.

nastc1 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

nastc1

6 votes NegativePositive

430 days 9 hours ago...

* Playstation 3
* Enter to win a Playstation 3!

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Time Left
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ultim8me : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

ultim8me

-1 votes NegativePositive

429 days 21 hours ago...

I always look before I go to the toilet. Maybe that`s because I`m a chick and I have to wipe whether I take a piss or a shit. Although I don`t shit in public bathrooms >.< shame! I know! How girly of me! :P

Sev : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Sev

7 votes NegativePositive

429 days 8 hours ago...

YAY I WON THE PS3!!!! Too bad the Play Station 4 is already out.

d4n4tw : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

d4n4tw

-2 votes NegativePositive

429 days 6 hours ago...

I think its a pretty clear sign the PS3 is way too fucking expensive, when you have random idiots whining about a drawing for one in random video comments.

bluflame : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

bluflame

0 votes NegativePositive

427 days 3 hours ago...

I don`t give a shit who wins it - just hurry up and give the fucker away before spiked gets taken down by multiple lawasuits...

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