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Things To Say/Not Say During Sex - CHART

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Things To Say/Not Say During Sex - CHART

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TC Bloo : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

TC Bloo

14 votes NegativePositive

81 days 6 hours ago...

I`m gonna keep this by my bed. I always run out of stuff to say... Other than the occasional "Oh shit!," "It`s your turn on top," or "Don`t look me in the eyes while you`re down there."

StellarWinds : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

StellarWinds

0 votes NegativePositive

79 days ago...

haha "I`m gonna kiss your lips off"

Merlon : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

Merlon

4 votes NegativePositive

78 days 6 hours ago...

Someday, perhaps I`ll be able to read these again, if and when Spiked fixes the "View in Full Size" option. Its been more than a year, people.

the_game_2626 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

the_game_2626

2 votes NegativePositive

77 days 10 hours ago...

am i the only one not able to find the `next` here?

chuz : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

chuz

18 votes NegativePositive

77 days 9 hours ago...

I finally found out why Spiked made that seemingly irrelevant news item about Google Chrome. Google offers Spiked incentive to advertise Chrome> Spiked `innocently` advertises Chrome> Spiked users think meh and download Chrome to give it its 5mins in the sun then realise its crap> Spiked finds pictures that people need to enlarge to read> Spiked makes said pictures unable to be enlarged in IE> Spiked users remember downloading some poo browser the other day (ie. Chrome) and see if it works with said pictures> Spiked users realise that it works and use Chrome from that point on> Spiked gets paid small bonus by Google, which (in following with the recent wave of PS3 jokes) they re-invest back in Google shares in the hope that in 2076 they will have matured enough to buy a PS3

Sev : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Sev

16 votes NegativePositive

77 days 9 hours ago...

IM GONNA POUND THE FARTS OUT OF YOU. wtf LOL

cavey : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

cavey

2 votes NegativePositive

77 days 9 hours ago...

Chuz it is scary how right you are, I fired up chrome to see if it worked after IE always never enlarges images!!

jdan : LVL 52: VP 5: said:

jdan

0 votes NegativePositive

77 days 8 hours ago...

so then is there a link on some other website then?

sixt33n : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

sixt33n

2 votes NegativePositive

77 days 8 hours ago...

yabadabadoo made me laugh. im so going to have to do that... now the hardest part. to find a girl :|

rhuitron : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

rhuitron

2 votes NegativePositive

77 days 7 hours ago...

I am fucking Loving the, Thanks.....Here`s a Dollar...In Change...mostly pennies!

Gotta do that one!

hellrazor : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

hellrazor

-2 votes NegativePositive

77 days 6 hours ago...

Never call your girlfriend by your ex`s name when you nut one off.. That really doesnt go over too well :)

elpapisimo : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

elpapisimo

0 votes NegativePositive

77 days 6 hours ago...

this is hilarious

n0md4me : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

n0md4me

4 votes NegativePositive

77 days ago...

^^ like you have an ex AND nailing someone now

I ManBearPig L : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

I ManBearPig L

5 votes NegativePositive

77 days ago...

"We`re going to hell for this"
Am I the only one who rates this on the `good` side?

Unospazmatic : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Unospazmatic

3 votes NegativePositive

77 days ago...

yes, you are you jesus freak. Sex is the most healthy, wholesome thing money can buy. . .

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