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God Only SEEMS Nonexistent!

God is very good at being nonexistant, it's to test our faith. Trust me, the bible says it.

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  • Date 8/30/2008 12:39:13 PM
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arthurus : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

arthurus

25 votes NegativePositive

83 days 21 hours ago...

the bible is the reason why god MUST exist?, its a book written by humans :S , then saing that god mustve appeared to them , is BS, since the bible must be the reason god exists! its a humongous paradox

Kanthalas : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Kanthalas

16 votes NegativePositive

83 days 20 hours ago...

The video kept kinda flip flopping between seeming legit and being a parody. Finally the end clinched it for parody. But if it were legit, the message is: God exists, he`s just being a big douche bag.

MrMand : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

MrMand

14 votes NegativePositive

83 days 18 hours ago...

Cool that means I can write a book for my own religion and if anyone says it wasn`t true I say: "Of course it is true, it is written in my book. That is the ultimate proof."
Or do I have to wait thousand years until what I have written becomes fact?
But on second thougt, it worked for ohters during their lifetime. (A book becoming a "religion" not fact of course).

I don`t want to say noone should believe in a religion, it is up to them. I just want to say that this "proof" may contain a few flaws.

jiffyjaffa : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

jiffyjaffa

10 votes NegativePositive

83 days 15 hours ago...

oh dear poe`s law strikes again.
This MUST be a parody, but some people will think its real and prob use it to prove god`s existance.

Contrapunctus : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Contrapunctus

Hidden (Show Comment) -12 votes

83 days 12 hours ago...

god is sex, and jesus give his body to serve sex, he marries marie ( a prostitute, wich is the davinci code ), and he died on the cross ( wich i never understood why its a christian sign since he died on it )

think&write : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

think&write

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83 days 12 hours ago...

"Atheists are men who look at the skies and try to explain what they can`t see" -Unknown source

"Religious people are men who lives by a book, written by people who once looked at the skies and tried to explain what they saw" -Patrik Jensen (me)

(men: plural of man as in mankind, not male)

Kodai : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Kodai

12 votes NegativePositive

83 days 12 hours ago...

The Flying Spaghetti Monster must also exist. He`s got a gospel book as well.

http://www.amazon.com/Gospel-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster/dp/081297656
8/ref=pd_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1220128614&sr=1-1

amnesiac : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

amnesiac

20 votes NegativePositive

83 days 12 hours ago...

*sigh* I cant wait for beliefs in religion to be a thing of the past.

Khantalas : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Khantalas

4 votes NegativePositive

83 days 11 hours ago...

^100% Agreed.

Kantalas: I didn`t copy you specifically, you big egocentric bastard. : P (Not that I copied anyone)

Grothesk : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Grothesk

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83 days 11 hours ago...

I have a friend who`s very atheistic and he claims a similar ring: "I can`t wait for religions to be a thing of the past."

I really don`t think this will EVER happen. Humankind will believe (or at the very least consider) supernatural beings/events occur because that is simply the way humans are. Hell, we`ve been living this way since the very first page of history was written and before. Religion has survived wars, cultural exchanges, World War II (which had acts of evil so great it`d make your fucking head spin), the Industrial Revolution, our first steps on the moon, and now the Information Age. If religious belief can survive all that then what the fuck do you think is finally gonna dethrone it?

ChrissyChiChi : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

ChrissyChiChi

-6 votes NegativePositive

83 days 11 hours ago...

I REALLY hope those unsure if this is a parody or not are taking the piss.
Great video, disturbing comments.

Khompressor : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Khompressor

12 votes NegativePositive

83 days 11 hours ago...

That text message made my day.

Schizznit : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Schizznit

Hidden (Show Comment) -9 votes

83 days 11 hours ago...

Yeah, is this for real or not? If it is, I feel for the poor sap and all those who think like that. I`m not anti-religion, just anti-bullshit.

Tolerance : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Tolerance

5 votes NegativePositive

83 days 11 hours ago...


You can just write a book and make your own religion and it doesn`t even take 1000 years. See scientology. Both books are just as credible.

Cadmius : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Cadmius

-6 votes NegativePositive

83 days 10 hours ago...

ok look. think about what would happen if God actually DID make a leg regrow on live tv? what would happen? First people would go insane. there would be riots in the streets. Secondly, human advancement would stop...completely. If people didnt need to do anything for themselves, we wouldnt improve as people. We would expect God to do everything for us. Do parents do EVERYTHING for their children? at first yes, but eventually they let their children do things more and more by themselves, so they can grow up and not be completely dependent on their parents.

Also, I would like to ask why agnostics and atheists go mental when someone tells them about God and that he exists, but they seem to absolutely love telling believers that God doesnt exist.

How about this? fucking relax and live your damn life. sure, yes i might be wrong. God might not exist. but the chances are just as good that God does, so who the hell cares? its an impossible argument. so lets just stop yelling at each other about it, and deal with the CURRENT more important issues that we face now a days? With all the energy and creativity people are using to disprove God, they could use that to make anti war videos, or anti pollution, alternate energy sources research... something that could actually make a difference in the world.

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