A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small note-books?"
"Sorry," says the manager. "We`re all out."
The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do you have any mechanical pencils?"
"Nope, don`t have that either," says the manager.
The woman feels her stomach rumbling and asks, "Do you have Doritos? Nachos?"
The manager shrugs, "Sorry. Don`t have that."
"My God!" the woman shouts, "If you don`t have anything, you should close the store!"
The manager shrugs, "Don`t have the key."
