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Doctors' Notes For Slackers

LONDON, Aug. 26 (UPI) -- A Web site offers doctors' notes with the logo of the British National Health Service, allegedly for use by healthy people who want some sick leave.

The site, doctorsnotestore.com, carries the warning that the notes are for "novelty use only," The Daily Mail reports. That leads to the question of why someone would pay 25 pounds (nearly $50) for a novelty sick note.

The comments purporting to be from satisfied customers answer the question: "My employer didn't suspect a thing. I could have been fired for missing two weeks of work. It was wonderful doing business with you. Thank you!"

Investigators for the NHS say the forgeries are good ones, with a genuine-looking logo and the names of real hospitals and doctors. Only the signatures appear to be forged.

Buyers can choose a disease, how many days they need for recuperation and the hospital. The Web site tells them the notes will be available two days after they are ordered.

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baklavafiend : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

baklavafiend

6 votes NegativePositive

453 days 3 hours ago...

there should totally be a store here in america for that.
they`d be multimillionares and i`d be a lazy fuck. =)

disco dirk : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

disco dirk

5 votes NegativePositive

453 days 3 hours ago...

It`ll make for a good laugh if your boss is a moron. Just write in some crazy shit:

"Mark requires two weeks of undisturbed rest after his operation to remove his exoskeleton."

duckie the duck : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

duckie the duck

38 votes NegativePositive

453 days 3 hours ago...

I would totally order one and have it say,

"My patient requires 2 weeks of bed rest as a result of exposure to an abnormal amount of stress developed from trying to find out who the hell won that PS3."

PizzaBoi : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

PizzaBoi

18 votes NegativePositive

453 days 2 hours ago...

I just use "explosive diarrhea" as an excuse. My boss never asks any questions.

rhuitron : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

rhuitron

1 votes NegativePositive

453 days 1 hour ago...

SWEET! I am totally getting one for my work place, here in CA!

still +5

MrFrunzi : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

MrFrunzi

-2 votes NegativePositive

453 days ago...

I`ve got hot dog fingers.

d1dgreat1 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

d1dgreat1

1 votes NegativePositive

452 days 4 hours ago...

Who needs doctors notes, just quit your job.

firestorm2 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

firestorm2

-1 votes NegativePositive

452 days 1 hour ago...

^then you don`t get paid

idiot

Acer_Vartan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Acer_Vartan

0 votes NegativePositive

452 days ago...

^ ya, like you get paid for taking weeks of sick leave either.

ckyvick : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

ckyvick

-1 votes NegativePositive

451 days 9 hours ago...

so can they ship to the usa?

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