Barack Obama trips while jogging and tumbles over a railing and into the river. Before the Secret Service can make it down the embankment, three little boys rush to his rescue and pull him to shore. Obama is so grateful, he tells the kids that they can have anything they desire.
The first boy says "I want a new pair of Air Jordans." Obama says "No problem. I'll call Michael Jordan and have him send you an autographed pair."
The second boy says "I want to go to Disney World." Obama says "I will have my personal jet take you and your family to Disney World, as my guests."
The third boy says "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in DVD player." Obama is confused. "Why do you want that? You're not crippled."
The kid replies "I WILL BE, when my dad finds out that I helped save you!"