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The Onion: Deadly Virus Sweeping China

No need for alarm. It's just "Olympic Fever."

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  • Date 8/16/2008 11:45:55 PM
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stbasdf : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

stbasdf

11 votes NegativePositive

466 days 11 hours ago...

hehehe, onion.

Batman! : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Batman!

Hidden (Show Comment) -25 votes

466 days 9 hours ago...

Awesome. Fuck China.

rafey : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

rafey

22 votes NegativePositive

466 days 7 hours ago...

burning his home in a symbolic recreation of the olympic torch! hahaha!

i want the onion`s babies

imjac : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

imjac

-6 votes NegativePositive

465 days 20 hours ago...

Can`t wait for the movie!

Shadow_Storm : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Shadow_Storm

13 votes NegativePositive

463 days 3 hours ago...

^It already came out a couple months ago. Totally fuckin hilarious, I highly recommend it

importrx7 : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

importrx7

Hidden (Show Comment) -19 votes

463 days 3 hours ago...

I have to say, this onion news is getting quite old. The first couple times, fine, it was worth a few laughs. But not now, not anymore. Its just redundant shit.

ecko69x : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

ecko69x

3 votes NegativePositive

462 days 19 hours ago...

<3 Onion. Good humor is hard to find these days.

Catch22. : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Catch22.

1 votes NegativePositive

462 days 18 hours ago...

LoL i love these Onion clips.

Shadow_Storm the movie wasn`t that great, but its nice to kno when you recommend movies in the future i`ll be sure not to watch them.

elpapisimo : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

elpapisimo

4 votes NegativePositive

462 days 18 hours ago...

The translations are the best part
mann ONN rocks 5/5

ckyvick : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

ckyvick

1 votes NegativePositive

462 days 12 hours ago...

the onion fucking rules, i mean this is dick but its just so fucking funny...i wish the onion had a channel...

thejoob_11 : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

thejoob_11

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462 days 9 hours ago...

I don`t think it`s really appropriate to use the avian flu as a joke in that context. I find it disheartening because that guy was actually dying of avian flu and it`s not funny at all. It all goes into the melting pot of American Racism and ignorance. Nice Try Onion, not this time.

thejoob_11 : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

thejoob_11

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462 days 9 hours ago...

Let me back up my previous comment with a question. If the Avian flu was happening in the United States would it be ok to take footage of one of the sick on their death beds and use it in a joke?... but it`s ok if it`s a Chinese guy?

ecko69x : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

ecko69x

-6 votes NegativePositive

462 days 8 hours ago...

^ Joker`s voice,"Why so serious?"

TheBoredOne : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

TheBoredOne

6 votes NegativePositive

462 days 8 hours ago...

Some of you guys think they took footage of actual dying people? O.o

thinkbolt : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

thinkbolt

-1 votes NegativePositive

455 days 18 hours ago...

LOL, "may look painful"

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