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LONGMONT, Colo. — A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.

Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit.

"It was inventive on his part, I'll give him that," Lewis said.

The business card didn't have anyone's name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man. Police are looking for him.

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Tada : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Tada

55 votes NegativePositive

452 days 4 hours ago...

PROTIP: There`s free porn on the internet.

watersnake6 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

watersnake6

4 votes NegativePositive

452 days 3 hours ago...

Someone needs to let that guy know about bittorents. Maybe he should go to spankwire,porntube, and BM torrents for his porn.

hrimfaxi : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

hrimfaxi

3 votes NegativePositive

452 days 3 hours ago...

ro89.com!

AdolfOliverBush : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

AdolfOliverBush

6 votes NegativePositive

452 days 3 hours ago...

Don`t charge the poor guy with anything. Once he`s caught, he`ll be embarrassed enough.

rybear4513 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

rybear4513

23 votes NegativePositive

452 days 3 hours ago...

so let me get this straight...

he had enough money to buy a fake badge and a fake business card

but not enough to buy a $10 porn vid?

Fallen_almost : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Fallen_almost

25 votes NegativePositive

451 days 22 hours ago...

Please dont let it be my dad.... please dont let it be my dad...
(he lives there)

Bollo Delux : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Bollo Delux

4 votes NegativePositive

451 days 19 hours ago...

Pretending to be a porn inspector seems like a much more fun way to get your porn than downloading it. Now where`s my policman`s helmet and trenchcoat?..

ecko69x : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

ecko69x

0 votes NegativePositive

451 days 18 hours ago...

Can`t blame him. I probably would have tried it too.

MrFrunzi : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

MrFrunzi

5 votes NegativePositive

451 days 16 hours ago...

I would`ve given him a free movie just for the effort.

Urban Bob : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

Urban Bob

1 votes NegativePositive

446 days 19 hours ago...

"The Age Verification Unit"?

Make an effort!

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