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One evening a man was eating peanuts by throwing them in the air and catching them in his mouth. As he threw one in the air, his wife asked him a question. When the man turned his head, the peanut fell in his ear. He tried to get it out, but his fingers were to big. His wife tried to get the peanut out with a pair of tweezers, but just pushed it in farther. They finally decided to go to the hospital.

As they were about to leave, their daughter and her date came home. They told them their situation and theirs daughters date said he could get it out for him. The daughters date put his two fingers in her fathers nose and told him to blow real hard. It worked and the peanut fell out. The daughter and her date went up stairs and the man and his wife talked about how smart the boy was in coming up with that idea.

The man's wife asked, "I wonder what he's going to be when he grows up."

The man says, "From the smell of his fingers, he's going to be our son-in-law."

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Natz : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Natz

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1377 days 13 hours ago...

I'd kick his ass.

Dex : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Dex

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1377 days 12 hours ago...

^
But he saved you like $500 from hospital bill.

sn1per_uk : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

sn1per_uk

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1377 days 11 hours ago...

^^ Yeah but he fingered his daughter!

eats : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

eats

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1377 days 8 hours ago...

hahahah

Pandora : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Pandora

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1377 days 6 hours ago...

lol

i.dunno : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

i.dunno

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1377 days 3 hours ago...

hahahaha reminds me of that cartoon of all those doctors (i forget the name of there specific area) and they're puttin they're fingers up to each others noses lmao

kage_no_shi : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1377 days 3 hours ago...

Did it occur to you, that the man had his daughters 'juice' all inside his nose?

specter : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

specter

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1377 days 1 hour ago...

^^ and did it occur to you .. how would this man know what his daughters pussy smelled like.... must be from kentucky or west virginia

Joshmg25 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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719 days 19 hours ago...

^ I was wondering the same thing. Maybe he just figured all pussy smelled the same.

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