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Self Defense For Tough Guys

Have You ever wanted to own a Step By step Instructional series By Ass Splitters INC? Well Now you can, here's a brief sample of what You'll get.

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wholesome : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

wholesome

14 votes NegativePositive

30 days 7 hours ago...

1:20-43 is hilarious

udvox : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

udvox

3 votes NegativePositive

30 days 5 hours ago...

The spit take is in particularly useful when combined with the shin lift, you could incapacitate your opponent for a significant amount of time, during which you should implement one of the advanced joint locks demonstrated.

bdcarlitosway : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

bdcarlitosway

2 votes NegativePositive

30 days 5 hours ago...

Andrei Arlovski got owned at 2:14

kAyOs : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

kAyOs

7 votes NegativePositive

30 days 4 hours ago...

this is more funnier when your stoned.

NO-FATCHICKS : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

NO-FATCHICKS

18 votes NegativePositive

30 days 4 hours ago...

God I`d pay to see these idiots duke it out to the death in a convenience store. They`ve got everything they need there: sunglasses, food and cigarettes.

leth : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

leth

1 votes NegativePositive

30 days 3 hours ago...

Lmao at 2:25

I love it, I just love it

Vizreel : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Vizreel

11 votes NegativePositive

30 days 2 hours ago...

That short guy is like the silly version of Wolverine

Flynn_2006 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

8 votes NegativePositive

30 days 2 hours ago...

What happened to that "get wrist control and take out your gun technique?"

Lunearetic : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Lunearetic

-3 votes NegativePositive

30 days 1 hour ago...

ha ha!

Vizreel, I was thinking more along the lines of Ben Stiller from Happy Gilmour. :P

"You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!"

klavlav : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

klavlav

7 votes NegativePositive

29 days 22 hours ago...

I didn`t know Hall & Oats were into martial arts.

viernes : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

viernes

1 votes NegativePositive

29 days 14 hours ago...

I learnt he`s a smoker.

jarcaf : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

jarcaf

6 votes NegativePositive

29 days 12 hours ago...

The "Ball Flurries" at 4:20 overloaded my funny sensors.

uncivic805 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

uncivic805

Hidden (Show Comment) -14 votes

29 days 12 hours ago...

That is some pussy ass fighting.

I know Muay Thai Kickboxing & no-gi Jiu Jitsu and if someone even tried any of this shit on someone like me they would only piss them off, spit teeth, and get a free ambulance ride.

This seems more functional in a STAR TREK convention riot.

venom2 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

venom2

3 votes NegativePositive

29 days 10 hours ago...

For anyone to say that we are not influenced by TV and movies needs to reexamine the facts.

UFC, violent movies, rape, murder.

Our country is so pissed off and for no reason what so ever. We got everything here? I get fucked with all the time on the road, at bars, etc.

Americans are uptight fucking assholes.

InsanePuck : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

InsanePuck

13 votes NegativePositive

29 days 9 hours ago...

ok to the guy who "knows" martial arts and say this would not effect him... as a martial artist myself I can pretty much safely say this... a swift kick to the crotch and I am sorry you are going down and that will be the end of the story

moral of the story...Ball Flurries are full of win

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