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Self Defence For The Average Joe

5:01 "Second base!"

posted by idoubtit
8/14/2008 2:32:40 PM

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tripstix : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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458 days ago...

how`d he do dat

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bugaboo171 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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457 days 16 hours ago...

This is the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system. Mainly used as a defense from attack by porn stars with crazy facial hair.

"bow to your sensei, bow to your sensei"

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idoubtit : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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457 days 15 hours ago...

1:20 "Grahhh!" "Bleehhh!"

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Finalcloud13 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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455 days 1 hour ago...

The joint lock part was so funny when he`s like hit me hit me and the red guy just gave a big sigh and fixed his hair.

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fox2020 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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452 days 18 hours ago...

lol,@ 1:20 to 1:40 i thought my connection lagged out...

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jgreenjeans : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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450 days 12 hours ago...

You wanna fight? Let me just take off my glasses...

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dr. feelgood : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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450 days 11 hours ago...

1:20 through 1:40 lol

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sh0wtym3 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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450 days 11 hours ago...

"If we`re gonna fight I wanna take my glasses off"

*throws glasses*

"OH SHITFUCK I CANT SEE"

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caesarjd : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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450 days 11 hours ago...

No seriously try that crap on me...

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fagbag : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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450 days 11 hours ago...

lol anyone can do the moves, its just that in a real fight u get nervous, worried and loose ur cool which causes u to become somewhat confused, all these techniques can be physically done, its just ur mind that has to be fit to pull them off.

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Bowling Crony : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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450 days 9 hours ago...

I have never been able to get someone I`m about to fight to take the right stance for me to take them down.

maybe I should be looking away and giving commentry to distract them ?

you stand there and I lift my leg up like this and hit you in the nuts

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