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Dragons and stone warriors! It's a trap! ^.^

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  • Date 8/3/2008 1:26:13 AM
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Tajumera : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Tajumera

20 votes NegativePositive

37 days 5 hours ago...

The gymnastic rant at the end was epic!

fall_ark : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

fall_ark

-3 votes NegativePositive

37 days 1 hour ago...

Would be funnier in the end if they shoot him in Monty Python cheese shop style.

//so we know the magic spell after all? Arise Terracottas!!!

Flynn_2006 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

-3 votes NegativePositive

36 days 23 hours ago...

They will unleashed their adorable panda cubs armies on us. :(

tony : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

tony

4 votes NegativePositive

35 days 18 hours ago...

i knew it!
*shifty eyes*

Yinka Dare : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Yinka Dare

Hidden (Show Comment) -27 votes

35 days 18 hours ago...

they best be jokin

Phaithe : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Phaithe

18 votes NegativePositive

35 days 18 hours ago...

Yinka Dare, It`s the Onion, of course they be jokin`

stbasdf : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

stbasdf

-1 votes NegativePositive

35 days 10 hours ago...

"run away!!"

VVV :O admiral ackbar!

bignotoriousd1 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

bignotoriousd1

22 votes NegativePositive

35 days 9 hours ago...

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hythloday : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

hythloday

13 votes NegativePositive

35 days 9 hours ago...

^haha!

The black women was hilarious! "They gonna wait till it gets dark, then they gonna bring out their dragons"


Darkslide : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Darkslide

0 votes NegativePositive

35 days 6 hours ago...

Poor Clifford =(
There is always something bad happening to him.

OrgasmoTheMoose : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

OrgasmoTheMoose

0 votes NegativePositive

34 days 22 hours ago...

It`s a trap!

GeneralGao : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

GeneralGao

Hidden (Show Comment) -10 votes

34 days 18 hours ago...

wat the fuk man all u stinking haters can suck on my yellow chinese balls finally olymbics made it to china and u going to rag on it well i dont see u raging on the other countrys, just u wait we do have a trap and all u motherfuking haters are going to get it fucking asholes

fall_ark : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

fall_ark

4 votes NegativePositive

34 days 18 hours ago...

^
er, I`m Chinese and I don`t think you get it.
by the way, wow.

battle : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

battle

4 votes NegativePositive

34 days 8 hours ago...

general gao....you fail...

cowpander : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

cowpander

1 votes NegativePositive

34 days 7 hours ago...

^ LMFAO

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