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Oldest Joke Traced Back to 1900 BC

LONDON (Reuters) - The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.

It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

It heads the world's oldest top 10 joke list published by the University of Wolverhampton Thursday.

A 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru, comes second -- "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons -- "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key."

"Jokes have varied over the years, with some taking the question and answer format while others are witty proverbs or riddles," said the report's writer Dr Paul McDonald, senior lecturer at the university.

"What they all share however, is a willingness to deal with taboos and a degree of rebellion. Modern puns, Essex girl jokes and toilet humor can all be traced back to the very earliest jokes identified in this research."

The study was commissioned by television channel Dave. The top 10 oldest jokes can be viewed at www.dave-tv.co.uk.

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vyrtualdogg : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

vyrtualdogg

40 votes NegativePositive

160 days 5 hours ago...

Confucious say

"Man who stand on toilet high on pot"

Unmannedperson : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Unmannedperson

1 votes NegativePositive

160 days 3 hours ago...

So why did the chicken cross the road?

bushbasher85 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

bushbasher85

0 votes NegativePositive

160 days 2 hours ago...

If you click on the link I quite like #3, not really a joke but makes you think.

KMCS : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

KMCS

3 votes NegativePositive

160 days 2 hours ago...

something that has never occured... did not fart...

So the young ladies DID fart in there husbands laps. Perhaps people back then didn`t realize the power of a double negative.

Lunearetic : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Lunearetic

22 votes NegativePositive

160 days 1 hour ago...

The oldest North American joke dates all the way back to John McCain. :P

disco dirk : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

disco dirk

18 votes NegativePositive

159 days 23 hours ago...

"Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey - his purse is what restrains him." (Egyptian, Ptolemaic Period 304 BC – 30 BC)

This joke tells you so much about History.

All that stuff Historians say about Egyptian Pharaohs being buried with gold and shit to "ensure wealth in the afterlife" is bullshit!

It`s so their gold digging wives can`t get at it!

bluflame : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

bluflame

1 votes NegativePositive

159 days 9 hours ago...

Rather fitting that the oldest joke should be found on the Dave website: a UK broadcasting company that specializes in showing what men found funny two years ago, today.

nyforever : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

nyforever

1 votes NegativePositive

157 days 5 hours ago...

:...said the report`s writer _Dr McDonald_, senior lecturer at the university."

haha funny joke!

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