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Weston Grand Pier destroyed by fire.

I live in sunny Weston-Super-Mare. The birthplace of lying celebrity fucknut Geoffrey Archer, Deep Purple's hippie guitarist Richie Blackmore, Monty Python's John Cleese (AKA Basil Fawlty), and the mother-fucking god damn cider drinking Wurzels. I used to pay hookers for BJ's under that pier and shoot BB pellets at the scabby Donkey's from the pier walkway but now those memories have gone up in smoke. What to do???????

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Weston Grand Pier destroyed by fire.

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mostafa.redha : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

mostafa.redha

21 votes NegativePositive

486 days 8 hours ago...

Masturbate!

-DressToKill- : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

-DressToKill-

13 votes NegativePositive

486 days 6 hours ago...

Nope, i cant do that, i would get reported to the RSPCA, and anyway i can`t catch the donkey`s and i`m not really into Beastiality!!!!!!!!!!

kintekobo : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

kintekobo

5 votes NegativePositive

484 days 12 hours ago...

If you took the photo you have my congratulations. Superb composition.

Macdaddy : LVL 53: VP 5: said:

Macdaddy

6 votes NegativePositive

484 days 5 hours ago...

That was possibly the best description I have ever read on Spiked. Excellent job

bluflame : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

bluflame

7 votes NegativePositive

483 days 23 hours ago...

@ DressToKill. I sense bullshit: the only erotic action available on Weston beach/under the pier is Mud wrestling. :)


¬ Oh noes! where will all the chavs hang out in their Ford Escorts with 9inch exhausts?! BTW what happened to Weston Wheels?

bluflame : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

bluflame

5 votes NegativePositive

483 days 23 hours ago...

BTW am I too late for the BBQ?

-DressToKill- : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

-DressToKill-

9 votes NegativePositive

483 days 6 hours ago...

@bluflame, the BJ lady was a mud-wrestling skanky crack-whore who liked to smoke man-banana for ready cash, the donkey`s were actually better looking than her!!!!!!!!!

Weston Wheels was cancelled due to new licensing laws laid down by overpaid fat lazy turds pretending to work at the town hall!!!!!!!!!!

And yes, the BBQ is over, but the bottom end of the pier did actually reopen this morning so help yourself to singed candyfloss and melted toffee-apples, yummy!!!!!!!!!

InsayneJayne (Admin) : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

InsayneJayne

4 votes NegativePositive

482 days 6 hours ago...

I wish DTK posted more fun images like this.

bluflame : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

bluflame

4 votes NegativePositive

482 days 5 hours ago...

GODDAMIT THAT FIRE DESTROYED ALL MY BEST MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES WITH MY FATHER AND YOU FIND THAT FUN!?!?! Cool. Let`s have sex.

-DressToKill- : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

-DressToKill-

9 votes NegativePositive

482 days 5 hours ago...

Hey Jayne, Mail a brand spanking new PS3 to my Weston-Super-Mare residence and i will upload pictures of as many local disasters as i can find!!!!!!!!

bluflame : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

bluflame

11 votes NegativePositive

482 days 5 hours ago...

^ self-portraits?

InsayneJayne (Admin) : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

InsayneJayne

3 votes NegativePositive

481 days 6 hours ago...

If I had the power to *randomly select members* I`d *randomly select* you, DTK.

hisoka : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

hisoka

3 votes NegativePositive

481 days ago...

I cant believe DTK is british...

CountIn5ives : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

CountIn5ives

2 votes NegativePositive

480 days 20 hours ago...

Motherf*cker, i love really close to Weston, what a shame!

PYRO UA : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

PYRO UA

0 votes NegativePositive

480 days 15 hours ago...

If its so grand, how come i have never heard of it?

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