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Man Converts to Every Religion

Just to be sure he wouldn`t end up in hell, this man converted to every religion there is.

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  • Date 7/27/2008 5:18:51 PM
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zackmndz : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

zackmndz

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127 days 20 hours ago...

he believes in god only out of fear of hell. thats not true belief, and he mocks every religion in lying about his beliefs. he`s got a one way ticket to hell already. you can believe in god and still go to hell.

Red Heaven : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Red Heaven

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127 days 15 hours ago...

Ugra`magogithul laughs at your puny representation of a "god" or hell.

Behold. The Great Darkener sheds light upon this world. Souls we are, these frames of flesh corporeal representations. For a soul feels no pain, we are cursed with fleshly bodies.

Do you not see? What this reality is...

Is...

Hell.

Darkness find you, finality of existence embrace all.

Jombie : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

Jombie

13 votes NegativePositive

127 days 15 hours ago...

Glad it was clearly a joke. I mean, if this was serious, it wouldn`t possibly be on Youtube or Spikedhumor, would it?

willy313 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

willy313

20 votes NegativePositive

127 days 13 hours ago...

^ yeah, it`s satire. His point is that religion uses scare tactics to recruit believers- if you don`t believe you go to hell. And Allah is just as believable as Jesus, it`s just a question where you are brought up and raised.

Check his stuff at youtube, some of it is amusing.

revco32 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

revco32

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127 days 5 hours ago...

Weak...

respecognize : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

respecognize

10 votes NegativePositive

127 days 4 hours ago...

OH SHIT I SHOULD GET ON THAT RIGHT AWAY

Karvastor : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

Karvastor

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127 days 4 hours ago...

I haven`t finished watching it yet, but you cannot be Christian and Hindu at the same time.


FOILED!!

afrochapin : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

afrochapin

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127 days 4 hours ago...

I thought satire was supposed to be funny?

cuz this is a fail

DingoDango : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

DingoDango

9 votes NegativePositive

127 days 4 hours ago...

I bet everyone talking shit is religious, and are afraid to confront the notion that JUST MAYBE, they`re full of shit, and have led a worthless life of prayers, sacrifice, and childhood rape.

BradPitt : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

BradPitt

4 votes NegativePositive

127 days 4 hours ago...

You know the starting is kinda true, I mean you dont have 100% proof god exists or doesnt exist. So why not take the safe route and just believe that a God does exist right?

But then the whole path to which religion is right... lets say you honestly search for a religion that seems to make the most sense, God should let you into heaven given that you were searching for the "truth".

venom2 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

venom2

2 votes NegativePositive

127 days 3 hours ago...

^ On that note, asshole, god should forgive you for not being such a dolt and following any of the 100,000 religions and gods that have existed since the inception of religion.

And "god" would probably laugh in the face of those assholes that were so stubborn or self sure that they believed in the right god, only to go to "heaven" and meet up with George Burns.

uncivic805 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

uncivic805

10 votes NegativePositive

127 days 3 hours ago...

Considering ALL major religions arose from Abrihamic religions, ubiquitous ancient mythology, and Pagan sun worship,...

I don`t see how any INTELLIGENT person with even a rudamentary education in Biology, History, or Cultural anthropology could even begin to consider religion even slightly true.

All religions are the same, they demand blind devotion, brainwash the young, ridicule away your current beliefs and slowly reprogram you with their propaganda, delusions and false promises of life after death.

Just to push their uptight "moral" agendas making your life more inhibited, repressed, and unfulfilled. Along with fear mongering that can only come with threats of HELL in the afterlife.

Vote me down and NOT ONLY do the Terrorists win,.... SATAN will too.

Vinz : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Vinz

0 votes NegativePositive

127 days 2 hours ago...

At 2:02, that`s a metronome.

AMWhy : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

AMWhy

-3 votes NegativePositive

127 days 2 hours ago...

Why did he mention Scientology? What`s that got to do with religion?

poonsie01 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

poonsie01

1 votes NegativePositive

127 days 1 hour ago...

Man, there are so many other religions he`s missing out on...

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