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7/25/2008 1:46:15 AM

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thorkon : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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83 days 11 hours ago...

Goddam i need to steal these lines. They are all awesome.

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Chroniccheese : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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83 days 8 hours ago...

gonna have to use some of those this weekend

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r3dRoVeR247 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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83 days 6 hours ago...

HAHAHA

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s3r4ph : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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83 days 6 hours ago...

I hope they gave that kid a collection of medals, ribbons and trophies before they quit The Man Show.

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commander-buttons : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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82 days 22 hours ago...

this kid has balls

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DoctorRandomercam : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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82 days 19 hours ago...

He`s been hypnotized by the show`s producers.

http://www.it`s.probably.true.org

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ecko69x : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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82 days 18 hours ago...

Damn, he`s good. I wouldn`t have the guts to do that.

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noneother : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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82 days 18 hours ago...

fat kid got game

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fishfisher : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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82 days 17 hours ago...

He wears an earpiece and gets lines from the shows writers on the fly.

Still good regardless.

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Logan xxxx : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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82 days 12 hours ago...

"Mouth to anything?" LMAO!!

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NO-FATCHICKS : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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82 days 7 hours ago...

This kid`s 20 years old now. It`s funny when it`s an innocent looking kid, but it`s just sad when an adult does it. In his own way, he`s like the Borat for kids. I wonder how he`d do on his own show now.

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boowho421 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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81 days 11 hours ago...

good stuff from the man show

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Acer_Vartan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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81 days 7 hours ago...

what fat piece of shit. Typical glorification of what should be an embarrassment but standards are so low we idolize anything nowadays.

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Something_For_Nothing : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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81 days 3 hours ago...

ive seen this kid before anyone have other links to him?

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DeathToAmerica : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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77 days 11 hours ago...

C`mon Acer, don`t be jealous. If you really want to play with some fat kid`s balls just give a call, kay?

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