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The World Map according to Americans

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The World Map according to Americans

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wholesome : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

wholesome

31 votes NegativePositive

43 days 14 hours ago...

where is Africa?

TBCG : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

TBCG

39 votes NegativePositive

43 days 11 hours ago...

^ I don`t know.
Ask somebody from Kangaroos.

Zerstoren : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

Zerstoren

46 votes NegativePositive

43 days 7 hours ago...

I think the africa not existing bit is a joke.

-DressToKill- : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

-DressToKill-

12 votes NegativePositive

43 days 6 hours ago...

There is no fricken oil there and the U.S. has plenty of long grain Basmati rice so who needs Africa!!!!!!!!!!!

tokentiki : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

tokentiki

-1 votes NegativePositive

41 days 17 hours ago...

^ Africa is abundant with resources actually the people just can`t stop fighting long enough to create a stable economy. 15-25% of American oil will come from Africa by 2015 according to a recent study

PYRO UA : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

PYRO UA

-2 votes NegativePositive

41 days 17 hours ago...

ive sen better ones

th3d00d : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

th3d00d

-5 votes NegativePositive

41 days 17 hours ago...

Is that France being referred to as pussies or Britain. Because if it`s Britian thats a bit fucked up since as most of your (American) special forces are trained by Brits. More to the point, most of the "Usefull" gadgets used in combat theatres were invented by us. All American soldiers invented was friendly fire.

Flynn_2006 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

12 votes NegativePositive

41 days 17 hours ago...

Canada = Uninhabited. ROFL

Kanthalas : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Kanthalas

-1 votes NegativePositive

41 days 15 hours ago...

We sorta are, we have the lowest population density of any country in the world.

mufasa1023 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

mufasa1023

7 votes NegativePositive

41 days 15 hours ago...

^ and most of Canada`s population is right near the US border

SatanSteve666 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

SatanSteve666

7 votes NegativePositive

41 days 14 hours ago...

^ ya and we`re gettin sick of living here

Phanto : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Phanto

15 votes NegativePositive

41 days 12 hours ago...

Everyone knows that Africa is a fictional place, duh

JonGuzman : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

JonGuzman

6 votes NegativePositive

41 days 10 hours ago...

WTF does Russia say?

WilliVanilli : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

WilliVanilli

0 votes NegativePositive

41 days 4 hours ago...

yeah. that looks about right.

Unospazmatic : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Unospazmatic

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41 days 2 hours ago...

"Is that France being referred to as pussies or Britain. Because if it`s Britian thats a bit fucked up since as most of your (American) special forces are trained by Brits. More to the point, most of the "Usefull" gadgets used in combat theatres were invented by us. All American soldiers invented was friendly fire."

Actually, i think it is a reference to all of Europe seeing as we`ve either kicked your ass or saved your ass if you`re european. Oh, and I certainly hope another world war breaks out and your country is in a bind but only this time we say "Eh, fuck the bastards, no one likes us anyway".

All the frenchies will be pissed because some german dude is going to rape his family. And you will be pissed because the NRA isn`t there to give you weaponry to fight back with which you can later destroy because you`re a bunch of anti-firearm fagholes.

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