An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn`t know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.
The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don`t dig up that garden, that`s where I buried the GUNS!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn`t find any guns.
Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
His son`s reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
