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A pensioner has failed his high school exams for the 38th consecutive time - but vowed to continue taking the tests until he dies.

Shiv Charan, 74, learned last week that he had failed in all but one subject in this year's tests.

Despite devoting his life to passing India's year 10 exams, he scored just 14 per cent in English, 17 per cent in science, 5 per cent in mathematics and 25 per cent in Sanskrit.

He only managed to scrape a pass in Hindi, scoring 34 per cent.

Shiv Charan first took the exam in 1969, after vowing not to marry until he had passed, and has entered every year except two since.

He has remained true to his word and is still single, which is now his main motivation.

"As long as I am alive I will go on giving examinations in order to get a wife," he said.

Despite failing across the board he blames mathematics for his poor performance.

"Though this time I failed in almost all the subjects except Hindi, it's the mathematics paper that always drags me down," he said.

Asked if he was ready to give up his quest, he said: "Better to die than go back on your word.

"It is not in my nature to change. I will fulfil my commitment and continue taking the board examinations till I pass, no matter how long it takes.

"For me, success is not merely about clearing the examinations. It will also throw open the doors of marriage."

Lovingly known as Pappu by his 15-year-old classmates, he says he has no regrets about the odd situation he faces every year in the examination halls. "Sometimes invigilators throw me out of the examination halls on the pretext that I am the guardian of a student.

"Whenever I go to the exam centre, people converge in hordes to see me," he said.

When asked which girl he would like to marry, if he clears the examination next year, Pappu said: "Only a girl below 30 will be my wife."

He is a little hard of hearing and age has slowed him down. While he is too weak to continue farming, he has enough stamina to take another exam. A die-hard optimist, Pappu has already started preparing for next year's examination.

"We really want him to pass the examination," said a neighbour in the desert state of Rajasthan.

"He is probably the worst student in the world but God has tested him a lot, now luck should smile on him."

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vyrtualdogg : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

vyrtualdogg

34 votes NegativePositive

88 days 20 hours ago...

man, you`d think you`d have the answers memorized by now.. lol.

I`d just pass him for god`s sake, who`s it going to hurt?

Smanx : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Smanx

38 votes NegativePositive

88 days 20 hours ago...

"When asked which girl he would like to marry, if he clears the examination next year, Pappu said: "Only a girl below 30 will be my wife.""

poor girl >_>

Morbidchild666 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

Morbidchild666

13 votes NegativePositive

88 days 19 hours ago...

wow... you dont see that happening in the us ... kids just say ehh oh well.

Tada : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Tada

50 votes NegativePositive

88 days 19 hours ago...

Duh, he`s failing so he can lie to his mother about why he hasn`t been married yet. Smartest man alive.

sploing : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

sploing

17 votes NegativePositive

88 days 17 hours ago...

just wait a lil longer... that one teacher who won`t let you pass will get pensioned eventually

northern_tide : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

northern_tide

-7 votes NegativePositive

88 days 16 hours ago...

That cant happen to american kids, they just quit school

MrFrunzi : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

MrFrunzi

26 votes NegativePositive

88 days 14 hours ago...

34% is a passing grade?

thorkon : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

thorkon

13 votes NegativePositive

88 days 14 hours ago...

alls a old woman has to due to marry him is tell him she is 30....times 2.

Valaur : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Valaur

1 votes NegativePositive

88 days 13 hours ago...

I think they implented the Leave No Children Behind act.

stbasdf : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

stbasdf

8 votes NegativePositive

88 days 13 hours ago...

he just wants to oggle the 15 year old girls

hellrazor : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

hellrazor

-1 votes NegativePositive

88 days 11 hours ago...

^Or he could be just plain stupid?

redsoxfan627 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

redsoxfan627

-5 votes NegativePositive

88 days 9 hours ago...

What the hell is Sanskrit???

Rachsmo : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

Rachsmo

0 votes NegativePositive

88 days 9 hours ago...

wow..

MorphingJar : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

MorphingJar

-5 votes NegativePositive

88 days 9 hours ago...

"That cant happen to american kids, they just quit school"

Your right. That doesn`t happen to American kids. You could be the most inept moron in the world and still get a passing mark.

It figures that a person like Bush would be the same kind of person to pass off on a fucked up pile of shit like the No child left behind Act.

Shifty : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Shifty

-4 votes NegativePositive

88 days 8 hours ago...

^^^most stupid kids that pass are varsity team captains or teacher like them and thats a big problem teachers always have favorites and even if they don`t do shit in the class they get 100s

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