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An law school professor and former criminal defense attorney tells you why you should never agree to be interviewed by the police.

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klavlav : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

klavlav

19 votes NegativePositive

501 days 23 hours ago...

God-damn good presentation, and good advice, even though it is from Regent "Law School", founded by televangelist Pat Robertson:

http://www.boston.com/news/education/higher/articles/2007/04/

08
/scandal_puts_spotlight_on_christian_law_school/

Oh, and here`s a link to an article about Monica Goodling, the Regent "Law School" grad who was at the centre of the US Justice Dept. scandal that this vid aludes to:

http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/g/monica_

m_goodling/index.html?inline=nyt-per

DeathMarine : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

DeathMarine

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501 days 23 hours ago...

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MARINE255 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

MARINE255

29 votes NegativePositive

501 days 14 hours ago...

lol dont play your cards when you dont know the game

sdsunick76 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

sdsunick76

33 votes NegativePositive

501 days 13 hours ago...

Huh, now I know why my (police officer) dad tells me to never talk to the police.

nightshaft : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

nightshaft

33 votes NegativePositive

501 days 7 hours ago...

how does he talk so fast

ecko69x : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

ecko69x

23 votes NegativePositive

501 days 7 hours ago...

Holy crap he talks fast. But yes, I agree with what he said.

smooth_stalin : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

smooth_stalin

8 votes NegativePositive

501 days 6 hours ago...

Lawyer up baby!

Überfuckerwit : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

Überfuckerwit

19 votes NegativePositive

501 days 6 hours ago...

Enjoy the fifth amendment while it lasts

watersnake6 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

watersnake6

16 votes NegativePositive

501 days 5 hours ago...

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth so help you god....Fuck No

I plead the 5th

phatryde : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

phatryde

20 votes NegativePositive

501 days 3 hours ago...

I was in Grade 7 and experienced exactly what he is talking about. I was a naive kid seen a man running for his life right past me, and dashed through a creek ravine. A couple of seconds later as I was walking along my path home I seen 4 police cruisers driving over the opposite direction of where the suspect was running. I thought oh maybe they are chasing the guy I had seen earlier, I should help the officers since these dumb asses are clueless. Keep in mind the suspect was over 6 feet tall, and I was at least 5`6. I told this asshole police lady the direction I had seen the suspect I believe they are after running. Instead of listening to me, I was immediately placed in the police vehicle, and considered the main suspect CASE CLOSED job well done. The bitch drove me to the group of other 4 police cruisers and told them all that she had caught the suspect. Only one officer to my luck told her she was wrong, let me go. That bitch was mad at her superior officer and insisted that she keep me and arrest me. He most probably outranked her and I was let go and that bitch kept calling me all that week for some statements, and my mother had to tell the bitch to fuck off i`m underage, she even threatened my mom but nothing came of it.

LESSON LEARNED never NEVER never NEVER talk to the COPS. I`m older now and still believe there is no point but I believe in Canada we don`t have a fifth, so I just play dumb like I don`t know anything and i am sleepy or have a headache , anything to seem not fit for questioning.

Townsville : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Townsville

2 votes NegativePositive

501 days 3 hours ago...

Not shittin` anyone, here. Not even.

My friend`s older brother Josh was up in Northern California after absconding from his parole obligations in Lodi. He and his cholo friend Flaco were ordering everything off the menu at Denny`s, figuring that they could run out on the ticket.

After an hour or so, Josh walked out without letting Flaco know, leaving him to answer for the check that they couldn`t pick up.

Flaco ran out of there. The Eureka Police Department is one block away from the Denny`s, where people try to run from tickets all the time. They have a radio in there for such cases.

When Flaco was caught for running a few blocks down, the police took him into an alleyway and beat the hell out of him. He didn`t say shit the whole time. And you know what? He still got busted. Of course they tacked on that `assault on a peace officer` charge and all that crap.

He never said shit to the police.

Oh, innocent or guilty you don`t talk to WHATEVER. What the hell do you do in that situation? Does it help if your lawyer/public defender is a fast-talking cokehead?

Don`t talk to anyone at all, man. Whatever you do, whether you`re innocent (unlike Flaco) or guilty (Flaco), you`re still done for...

Nino0057 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

Nino0057

8 votes NegativePositive

501 days 2 hours ago...

So basically you just gotta plead the 5th, hmmm yea... yea.. fuck the police.

Karvastor : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

Karvastor

-4 votes NegativePositive

501 days 2 hours ago...

ok watersnake, get throwin in jail for "obstruction of justice" lol

Killer@nz : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Killer@nz

4 votes NegativePositive

500 days 22 hours ago...

Whoa that was really infomative. I will be extremely cautious in any dealings with the plod.

fish_and_rice : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

fish_and_rice

9 votes NegativePositive

500 days 21 hours ago...

I was told once by an inebriated off-duty officer that there are only three words you need to know when being questioned by a cop, "I don`t know". Never answer yes.
Never answer no.

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