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Max Payne Movie Trailer

Starring Mark Walberg and Mila Kunis. Directed by John Moore.

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7/10/2008 9:40:57 PM

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9mmpainpill : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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181 days 5 hours ago...

I don`t buy Jackie from that 70`s show with a shotgun..sorry. lol But the movie looks like Bourne Identity meets Punisher meets Constantine. Meh..I will likely skip this one, but I never played the game so I probably just don`t get it.

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merlinzeromcp : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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181 days 4 hours ago...

Ok to me it looks like Sin City really. But yeah it doesnt look bad, another Wahlberg shoot`em up. I`ll give the guy props, he`s still going strong, unlike his brother..... God why does he have to make us relive his boyhood dreams along wit him.

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think&write : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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181 days 3 hours ago...

This movie looks cool to me, I`m happy they don`t do it exactly like the game, it would get boring knowing what happened and stuff, and that demon-like thing with wings is either supposed to show that the old Max Payne is dead and a new demon has arised, or it may be a side effect of the drug "V".

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CombatGod : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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181 days 2 hours ago...

Casting Edward Norton for this would have been much better.

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Vizreel : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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181 days ago...

If they don`t fuck this up, this movie will have EPIC proportions, anyone who knows the series will concur. Mila Kunis is gonna play Mona Sax, which I have mixed feelings about... dunno why they didn`t use the original cast from Max Payne 2...

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pyranos : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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180 days 23 hours ago...

Mona Sax is tall voluptuous and sultry. Mila Kunis is none of those things. I don`t think mark wahlberg is a bad choice for Max Payne. I`d like to see joe pesci as Vinnie but he`s too old for the part.

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Loops101 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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180 days 23 hours ago...

looks almost like constantine, can`t wait

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APEXistud : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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180 days 23 hours ago...

Casting Edward Norton probably would not work too well. I`ve never played any of the games in the series, but Norton lacks the masculinity for Max Payne. Not his physique, it`s Norton`s voice. Walhberg is good at playing the strong silent type, so that said I think this movie could work.

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Skaree : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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180 days 22 hours ago...

actually looks like it should be pretty good

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watersnake6 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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180 days 22 hours ago...

WTF O_O ^^

Did you guys even play max payne one and 2. What the hell is this nonsense about god and the devil demons and angels.

MAX PAIN was a cop drama that was film niore mocking film niore.

This movie looks fucking horrible. First wanted now this. when will they follow a script.

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[Al-X] : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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180 days 22 hours ago...

^I agree with you, i just played the 1 game and it was awesome, but it looks like this movie doesn`t even care about the original story. Anyway looks like a nice action movie.

5/5 for "bullet-time"

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victor3063 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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180 days 22 hours ago...

^looks like your the fool here, mr max PAYNE film NOIR

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gtasaif : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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180 days 22 hours ago...

I hope they make a GTA movie with a brand new story line looking forward to this one!

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thefinalburden : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

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180 days 21 hours ago...

As long as Uwe Boll keeps his fucking hands off this movie I think we`ll be ok

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Fuzzyman123 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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180 days 21 hours ago...

Ah this looks awful! Even this 2 minute promo repulses me.
All the cliches and action worked in the computer game, but transferred across to film, it will look like a cheesy 90`s action flick

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