Boss, to four of his employees: "I`m really sorry, but I`m going to have to let one of you go."
Black employee: "I`m a minority."
Female employee: "And I`m a woman."
Oldest employee: "Fire me, buster, and I`ll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it`ll make your head spin."
They all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay?"
