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Zeus, the Greek God

Zeus, the Greek god, flying over ancient Greece spotted a gorgeous naked woman, washing by a lake. He went & made love to her. Then he told her, In 9 months you will have a child & you will call him Hercules. She smiled & replied, In 9 days you will have a rash & you will call it Herpes! now fuck off!

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