3 parrots for sale. 100, 200 and 15 pound. A woman asks why is that parrot so cheap? the shopkeeper replies because it used to live in a brothel the woman thinks its funny and buys the parrot. When she gets home the parrot says fuck me a new brothel the woman laughs. 2 daughters come home,parrot says fuck me new prossies the girls laugh. The husband comes home and the parrot says fuck me Mike i havent seen u for weeks!